one day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha…… Abe kya hai sardar khana bhi nahi kha sakta kya
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one day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha…… Abe kya hai sardar khana bhi nahi kha sakta kya
Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?They think their picture is being taken.
A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss.Do U know what the business was in?He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,’aap dekh rahe hein star tv’.Sardar jee bole,’oye! in ko kese paat chala ke mein star tv dekh raha hon?’
A Teacher lecturing on population:In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.A Sardar stands up, we must find & stop her!
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road.why ?Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office
Sardar: Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai.Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar mein kaun kaun hai?Sardar : 1 biwi aur 3 bacche..
Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.Sardar2 : Aaho, truck number bhi likha hai. BC-1760
Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.Sardar : Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati.
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway: Apne saath wine and chicken bhi leke jata hain. Koi usko rokta hai or poochta hai ‘Kyon bhai,ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?’ Sardarji keheta hai,Sala train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun
Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha.Boy: Oh! Paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho.Sardar: Oye! Girlfriend hogi teri meri to sister hai
How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.
Sardar gifted a card 2 his dadOn his birthday with a sher‘Phool bahut hai par gulab jaisa koi nahiMere baap to bahut hai par, aap jaisa koi nahi’
Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?Sardar: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai