Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko le gaya.guess karo kyun le kar gaya?aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. Sardar rail mein susu karne gaya.Wapis aane par,wife :aapka paajama geela kaise hua?Sardar,”vahan likha tha,shareer ka koyi angh baahar […]
Sardar road Pe Cigerate Pita Hua Bhag Raha Tha Use Kisine Pucha Ki kya Kar Rahe Ho? Sardar: Me Dekh Raha Hu ki ek Cigerate Kitni KiloMtr Chalta he
2 sardar in a coffe house1st:Jaldi pi, coffe thandi ho jaegi2nd:To kya hoga?1st:Bewkuf menu card dekhHot coffe-Rs 6Cold coffe-20
Just IMAGINE you are in the Third floor,It catches Fire.How will you Escape?” Sardar:”It is very simple,I wil Stop my imagination
Sardar: Saala,kal raat 3 ghanta hindi picture ki CD dekhi. Na kuch scene dikhe na awaz suni. Banta: Movie ka naam kya hai ? Sardar: ” No Disc”
Sardar was betting his son,his wife asked ‘ise kyu mar rhe ho?’ Sardar: iska cell ko call kiya to ek ladki boli ” The person u r Calling is Busy” Kate…
Qatil: Kosis karna umer Kaid ho Fansi nahi Sardar Waqil: Dont Worry Adalat k bad Qatil: Kya hua Sardar Waqil: Bahut Muskilse umer qaid hui adlat to bari kr rha tha
sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay Friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay
Sardar:For the past 1 week a girl is disturbing Me,I don’t know how she got my no,she interrupts whenever I call someone and says ‘please recharge your card’.
Sardar:oye mobile bill kitna hai? Call centre gal:sir just dial 123 to knw ur current bill status. Sardar: abay Stupid current ka nahi mobile ka ……..By prakash
Beti: Maa! gaon me foji aaye hai Ma:Tu andar ja inki niyat kharaab hoti hai Beti: foji sardar hai Ma:To bakri ko bhi andar le ja
Paji:Oy murge di tang kithe gaye?waiter: Paji murga langda tha.aur dil?Paji wo murgi le gayi.Abe dimag to hoga? Sorry paji murga sardar tha..
Sardarji and his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror.Sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife. Go and sit back. I will drive auto
Ek sardar gusse main: Oye ! main iss duniya ko mita dunga, mita dunga aur mita dunga !! Dusra sardar: Main tujhe rubber hi nahi dunga..!
Aik sardar bachpan se hairaan pareshaan rehta tah yeh soch ker k meri behan k do bhai phir mera Ek kaise .
