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Aaj Aapko 1 secret Baat batana he

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Aaj Aapko 1 secret Baat batana he,Yahan ke Log Mere SMS ko BHAGWAN Mante He, Kaise ? Kunki jab b mera sms aata he Log Kehte He “HEY BHAGWAN”


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Pakistan mein twins baby paida hue to saas boli

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Pakistan mein twins baby paida hue to saas boli… “Lo batao,Hamare Pakistan ki halaat dekh ker ab bachhe bhi Akele aate hue darte hein..!


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Suhagrat Ki Subah Der Tk Darwaja Na Khula

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Suhagrat Ki Subah Der Tk Darwaja Na Khula Sub Paresan Ho Gaye K Kya Hua 1Bacha Bola:Bhai Ne Raat ko Veselin Manga. Mene Fevikwik De Dia


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Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?

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Banta: Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai? Santa: Papa ji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya, Wohi Dund Raha Hu


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1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra

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1 Sardar Police Station K Bahar Se Guzra, Aur Poster Pe Parha ” Wanted For RAPE & MURDER “ Sardar Ne Andar Ja Ker Kaha: ” I Want To Apply For This Job”


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Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye

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Chalti Train me Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Chad Gaye. TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nahi Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai. Sardar : Ohe ! Ji Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho


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Sardar Dukandar Se

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Sardar Dukandar Se. 1 Asli 7up Do. 7up Peeney K Baad, Sardar Ne 6 Dakar Mare Aur 1 Paad Mara. Dukandar Se Bola: Yeh Naqli Hy, 7up Nahe, 6up, 1 Down Hai ……….By Premchand (9908143742)


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Judge: why r u arrested?

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Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop


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Agar marvadi girls papita beche to hum ladko ko bhahot fayada hoga

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Agar marvadi girls papita beche to hum ladko ko bhahot fayada hoga…..Kyunki ladkio ko ye aawaz lahani hogi : pappi to le lo….Pappi to le lo.


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Jab Baga me Bahar awegi

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Jab Baga me Bahar awegi,tab mahari SMS ki Barsat awegi,tanhaiya to thari dur ho jaweji,par maro Bill bharwan kai thari Sasu Awegi


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Girls misuse it!

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Girls misuse it!models sell it!photograhers cage it!doctors advice it!death freezes it!artists create it! thats SMILE! KEEP SMILING!!


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1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gaya

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1 admi doston ki mehfil se raat late ghar gayadosto ne pucha k wife ne kuch kaha to nahiadmi bola nahi kuch khas nahi bus ye2 dant to mai wesay bhi niklwane wala tha


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Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai

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Biwi(Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..! Husband (Pyar Se): To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho.??


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