A successful person doesn’t quit trying once a goal is reached but sets a new one andkeeps going on…
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A successful person doesn’t quit trying once a goal is reached but sets a new one andkeeps going on…
LIFE is much more strict then a teacher,A teacher teaches a lesson and then takes an exam. But LIFE takes the exam first and then teaches the lesson.
Rab se dua karte he ki mere dost ko khushiyo ka sansaar mile,aur jo hame sms nahi karte unhe apni girlfriend se sister jaisa pyar mile.
Ram Ram frendwa kaisn ho,hamar se koi galti hui gawa kya?Tohar smswa ke darshan kiye 1 jamana beet gava,tanik ek dui smswa bhijwai do hamare mobilva pe.
Kabhi yaad aye to Phone ker lena,Paisy kam hon to SMS ker lena,Agar Yah bi na ker saky to mobile dahi main daal kerVIBRATION on kerna,or lassi bana ke pi lena
Saare gawahon our bayanon ko MAD-E-nazar rakhte huwe ye Adalat dafa 420 k tahet SMS parhne wale ko SMS NA BHEJINE K JURM ME….. KANJOOS, Qarar deti hai.
|______|____| || ” 0| /|\ pahnasi| || JL||yeh bi tumhari tarha bohat kam sms karta tha..latka diya hai pahnasi par..ab tera kia ho ga kalia….?
What was GOD’s First Reaction when he made a ‘African?’ Socho…… Socho… Dont know.. Oh! shit jal gaya!!
Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai,Aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna,MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai..!
Ghunghat nein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.Sangeet ka tarana hua,Shamaa ka parwana hua,Masti ka Mastana hua,Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua.
NEW EXAM PATTERN IN INDIA GENERAL: Answer all questions OBC: Answer any 1 question SC: Only read d questions ST: Thanks for cuming GUJJARS: Thanks for allowing others to attend the exams
Full form of a GIRL G: Goli dene m sabse aage. I : Innocent sirf face se. R: Rone dhone ki automatic machine. L:Ladai me sabki maa.
2 men jumping from buiding terrace.1st: This is my 50th time,I’m a record holder. 2nd: this is my first time.I’m a “Satyam share Holder”
Johny Johny, Yes papa.No msgs ,why papa,Remove ur simcard quick papa,Put ur cell in the well papa,Clap ur handsHa…Ha…Ha…..