Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha.

Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha.Boy: Oh! Paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho.Sardar: Oye! Girlfriend hogi teri meri to sister hai


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How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?

How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.


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Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad

Sardar gifted a card 2 his dadOn his birthday with a sher‘Phool bahut hai par gulab jaisa koi nahiMere baap to bahut hai par, aap jaisa koi nahi’


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Teacher to sardar: A for?

Teacher to sardar: A for?Sardar: AppleTeacher: Jor se bolo?Sardar: Jay mata di.


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Sardarni: Oji,Utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain

Sardarni: ‘Oji,Utho utho raat k 2 baj rahe hain’ Sardar: Hud! Itni raat ko kyun jagaya? Sardarni: Aap neend ki goli lena bhool gaye the


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Sardar saw a very high Idea Tower & red light glowing on the top

Sardar saw a very high Idea Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing this he said “India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air”


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Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye

Sardar ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye,biwi boli jao bahar se kuch le kar aao.Sardar bahar gaya or taxi lekar aa gaya.


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Man to Sardar: tell me,what is the meaning of SMS?

Man to Sardar: tell me,what is the meaning of SMS? Sardar angrily said,i know it means: S – Sardaron kaM – Mazak udane kiS – servic


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Sardar jeep drive karke jungl me ja raha tha

Sardar jeep drive karke jungl me ja raha thaTourist: agar samne se sher a jaye to?Sardar: oye, right ka indicator deke left mud jayenge


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Aplication by santa:

Aplication by sardar: Dear sir,Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband in the family to look after her. So please kindly grant me leave for 1 day. Thank you.


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Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab

Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab .Local Sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more


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Sardar apne bete se Bola: Oye, Gabra mat.

Sardar apne bete se: Oye, Gabra mat,Tu sher da puttar hayBeta: Oye PapajiTeacher bhi yehi bolti hay ki tu kisi jaanwar ki aulad hai.


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Teacher : What is your caste ?

Teacher : What is your caste ?Student : Pehle hum Singh they,Fir Rajput hue,Fir Sharma ho gaye,Abhi hai Darzi….Aage Mummy ki marzi


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TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM

TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM.What will you call your Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder Sister?Sardar: So simple, i’ll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM


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A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules

A student was asked 2 write a signboard 4 the traffic rules near da college campusHe wrote: Drive Carefully! Don’t kill the students, wait for the Teachers


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