Patient: Mujhe beemari hai. Na khaaon to Bhook lagti hai. Na Soun oto Neend aati hai. Aur ziyada kam kar loon to thak jata hoon. Doctor: Saari raat dhoop mein baitho theek ho jao gay.

Aik choohay ko agar aik billi se love ho jaye to woh kon sa gaana gaaye ga? . . . . Very Simple Billo Rani… Kaho to abhi Jaan de doon.

Murgi to anday deti hai. Anday to sufaid hote hein. Sufaid to dood bhi hota hai. Dood to bhains deti hai. Bhains to kali hoti hai. Kala to bangali bhi hota hai. Bangali to paan khaata hai. Paan to laal hota hai. Laal to gulaab bhi hota hai. Gulab mein […]

Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai. Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai. Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai.

Girl: Ager tum mujh se shaadi karna chahte ho to tumhe mere mummy papa ko khush karna ho ga.. Boy: Haan mein karoon ga, Mujhe kya karna ho ga?? Mein apni jaan tak de sakta hoon. Kaho. Girl: Tumhe her hafte mummy ko 20 Kg ata dena ho ga, Aur […]

Dunya men aik wakt aisa aye ga Jab Dunya per Pakistanio ki Hakumat ho gi.. . Kiu k Baki insan Tarakki ker ke Chand per ja Chukay hon ge.

Boy:Tum shadi k baad apnay liye alag ghar to nahi maango gi? Girl:Aray nahi!! tum apni amma ko alag ghar dila dena..