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Teacher : Johnny, NameOne Important
Thingwe Have Today thatwe
Didn’t HaveTen Years Ago. ….Johnny : Me.!

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While teachingProfessor’s hands werein
his trousers pockets.
Girls were laughing at himSmart Professor replied-Girls,
what is in YourMind is Not in My Hands
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Teacher : If your father earned Six Lakhs a
Month and Gave Your Mother Half,
What would she Have.?Pupil : Heart Failure.!

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