Do you know all about April 1? Yes, I’m fooly aware of it! What’s the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day? On one you’re thankful and on the other you’re prankful! Why is everyone so tired on April 1? Because they’ve just finished a long March! What’s the best […]
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Silly Answers
Q. What washes up on very small beaches? A. Microwaves! Q. What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it? A. A hole! Q. What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn’t move? A. The road! Q. How do you make a bandstand? A. Take […]
Continue ReadingHow a Son / Daughter thinks of his / her Daddy at different ages.
At 04 Years: My daddy is great At 06 Years: My daddy knows every body. At 10 Years: My daddy is good but is short tempered. At 12 Years: My daddy was very nice to me when I was young. At 14 Years: My daddy is getting fastidious. At 16 […]
Continue ReadingBE THE BEST OF WHATEVER YOU ARE
If you can’t be a pine on top of the hill,Be a scrub in the valley – but beThe best little scrub by the side of the hill,Be a bush, if you cannot be a tree. If you cannot be a bush, be a bit of the grassAnd some highway […]
Continue ReadingRULES FOR A GOOD DAY
01. TODAY I WILL NOT STRIKE BACK If some one is rude, if someone is impatient, if someone unkind….I will not respond in a like manner. 02. TODAY I WILL ASK GOD TO BLESS MY “ENEMY” If I come across someone who treats me harshly or unfairly. I will quietly […]
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Forget the negative and put your trust in the positive. When your senses are engaged on goodness, then you will create light and fragrance, when engaged in impurity you create smoke and darkness. A man who possesses cheerfulness my not utter even a word, but those who come into contact […]
Continue ReadingTEN MARKS OF A GOOD CITIZEN
01. He is well informed on local and world affairs. 02. He is courteous, unselfish & friendly – gets along well with others – is a good neighbor. 03. He is sincere, dependable and takes an active part in the religious Community of his choice. 04. He appreciates what others […]
Continue ReadingRIGHT TRAITS FOR ACHIEVEMENT
* Self Command To turn on a day when it begins.* Self Discipline To turn it off when it ends.* Courage To accept a challenge.* True Grit To preserve.* Determination To what others think is impossible.* Admiration Of the good wherever it is found.* Will To change what should not […]
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01. Men are like…………Bank Accounts, Without a lot of money, they don’t generate much interest 02. Men are like……….Commercials You can’t believe a word they say. 03. Men are like………Floor Tiles If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years 04. Men are […]
Continue ReadingSOME THOUGHTS ABOUT CONVERSATION
The art of conversation is to be prompt without being stubborn : to refute without Argument, and to clothe great matters in a motley garb. By: Disraeli. Conversation should be pleasant without scurrility, witty without affection, free from indecency, learned without conceitedness, novel without falsehood. By: Shakespeare The best evidence […]
Continue ReadingWHO IS DOCTOR
Protects & Cares for you…….. Like a Mother. Takes Responsibility & Decisions…….. Like a Father. Gives Reassurance & Support…… Like a Grand Father. Brings a Smile on Your Face……. Like a Friend. Guides you about your Health……… Like a Teacher. Conclusion : you now I am also Doctor, because I […]
Continue ReadingA very intresting love story.
I think all of you knew this love story, if not please enjoy by reading this Love story :Hero loves heroine , but heroine loves the villain. But villain loves hero’s sister,and hero’s sister loves heroine’s brother. Here, heroine’s brother loves villain’s sister. But villain’s sister loves hero’s brother. Again!, […]
Continue ReadingThings You Don’t Want to Hear During Surgery
Oops! * Has anyone seen my watch? * That was some party last night. I can’t remember when I’ve been that drunk. * Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing! * Well this book doesn’t say that… What edition is your manual? * OK, now take a picture from […]
Continue ReadingThe husband store
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of […]
Continue ReadingIdiots on the computer
Any time you feel dumb, don’t worry. Check out the following excerpts from a “Wall Street Journal” article by Jim Carlton. Lots of people are dumber than you. 1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key” because of the many calls asking where the […]
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