Teacher: What is common between KRISHNA,GANDHI & JESUS ?SARDAR : ALL ARE bORN ON GOVERMENT HOLIDAYS.
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.Sardar:No mam, I will not be able to attend it.Teacher :Why?Sardar:My mother will not allow me to go so far !
Continue ReadingAfter de death of EMRAN HASHMI
After de death of EMRAN HASHMI what will be written on his grave ‘Do Not Disturb’ Soney de SAALE ko.Pehli baar akela so raha hai!
Continue Readingladhki k baap ne vidhai k time dulha se kaha
ladhki k baap ne vidhai k time dulha se kaha:“Beta ab humari izzat tumare haath mai hai”Dulha: Pareshaan mat ho aaj he loot longa
Continue ReadingTumhary saath kia masla hy?
Tumhary saath kia masla hy?har wakt pregnent rehti hojab bhi tumhain sms kiatumhari delivery report aa jati hy
Continue ReadingNewtons Law of Romance
Newtons Law of RomanceLOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER.
Continue ReadingBoy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai
Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai, ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.Mom: tera dost chor hai kya ?Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.
Continue ReadingJab gabbar paida hua tab uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagaye
Jab gabbar paida hua tab uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagayeViru: kya hua?kambakht peda hote hi puch raha tha kitne admi the
Continue ReadingEk larki darzi ki dukan pe jati hai aur pochti hai
Ek larki darzi ki dukan pe jati hai aur pochti hai,Gi yahan galay miltay hain?Darzi:waisay galay miltay tou nahi hain laykin ap kahti hain tou mil laytay hain.
Continue ReadingGod apun se puchha,kidhar jana mangta?
God apun se puchha,kidhar jana mangta? Swarg Ya Narak ?Apun bola Narak ! Apun janta,tum saala dost log udharich milega.Aur jidhar tum log,woich apun ka swarg
Continue ReadingBoy asks to Girl: Tute hue dil se pyar karogi
Boy asks to Girl: Tute hue dil se pyar karogi, ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi ?Girl replies: Tute hue sandal se pitoge ya sandal ke tutne tak pitoge ?
Continue ReadingWife: last night i dreamt of u buying me a diamond necklace.?
Wife: last night i dreamt of u buying me a diamond necklace.?Husband:tonight, go to sleep and enjoy wearing it
Continue ReadingAaj ki taza khabar 10 ko bewkoof banaya
Aaj ki taza khabar 10 ko bewkoof banaya,plz press down 4 details,Ab ki taza khabar 11 ve ko bewkoof banaya.
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Girls hostel ki light chali jatti hai ek larki complain office phone karti hai ‘Light chali gai hai, Aadmi bnaijo’Officer: ‘Aadmi nahi hai mombati se kaam chalao’
Continue ReadingPledge of BOYS
Pledge of BOYS: India is our nation,girls r our destination, dating is our occupation, flirting is our profession,to hell with education..,
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