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Boy: Tum gana bahut achha gati ho.
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Continue ReadingA man calls his wife through an idea mobile.
A man calls his wife through an idea mobile.But the cal goes to another woman.Theyloved & got married.Moral:an !dea can change ur wife!!
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Ankhein teri roye ansu mere honDil tera dhadke dhadkan meri hoE mere dost apni dosti itni gahri ho ki sadakpr tu mar khay orGalti meri ho
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Continue ReadingT.T 2 Papu in Train, Ticket batao.
T.T 2 Papu in Train, Ticket batao. Papu: Ye lo. T.T:Ye to purani Ticket hai. Papu:To train kya abhi showroom se nayi nikali hai kya?
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Sochta hu k ye daulat,ye bangla,ye duniya bhar ke aisho-aaram sab chhod ke kahi chala jau lekinfir sochta hoonPAHLE YE SAB MILE TO SAHI!
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Continue ReadingKitne special ho aap
Kitne special ho aap,Khud ko duniya ki nazro se bachaya karo,Sirf kajal lagana hi kafi nahi hai,Gale me neebu mirchi bhi latkaya karo.
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