fools day smsHey get ready, my marriage is fixed.Its on 1st of April. Surprised?Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.
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2234. Gudi Padwa sms in marathi
Gudi Padwa sms in marathiShrikhand Puri,Reshmi Gudi,Limba che Pan,Nav Varsha jaao chhan. Amchya sarvanchya tarphe hardik shoobhecha.Happy Gudi Padwa.
Continue Reading2233. kavithai in tamil
kavithai in tamilNee Nesippadhai yaarukku vendummaanalum vittu kodu!Aanaal unnai Nesippavarai yaarukkagaum vittu kodukkaadhe!
Continue Reading2232. 2009 sms joke
2009 sms jokeTRUE STORY : A girl loved a boy sincerely….….….….….….for more Jokes sms to 56565.Rs.3/sms. Condition Apply..
Continue Reading2231. Maappu Aappu SMS
Maappu Aappu SMSPennin Siripu,Pennin Kanneer,Pennin Mounam,Evai Oruvanai Edhayum Seyya Vaithuvidum.So Maappu Beware of This Aappu
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Pehli dafa insan jab Dalta hai to nervous hota hai Ahista se dalo to Phisal ke pura Ander chala jata hai Phir Ajeeb-O-Gareeb Awaz any lagti hain Lekin aap bilkul nahi ghabrana Confidence se daly rakhna Us waqt tak na nikalna Jab tak aap ki money nahi nikal jati Phir […]
Continue ReadingSab kuch utaar do…!
Dupatta utaro.Qameez utaro.Brazier utaro.Shalwar utaro.Underwear utaro…Shukar hy barish anay se pehle tum ne sary kapray taar say utaar liay hain.
Continue ReadingBush Joke, Usama Joke, Mushraf Joke
Bush : meri sister da munda huya ayMushraf : mubarak howyBush : pur afsos di gul ayMusharuf : kyon?Bush : baap da pata nahiMusharaf : koi gul nahi USAMA tay pa deo
Continue ReadingGareeb ka Haq
Ager tum kisi gareeb ko us ka Haq nahi dila sakte, To jo us ke pass hai, Woh bhi cheen lo. Molana Asif Zardari
Continue ReadingGhajini
Mein to yun hi kameez utaar kar soya tha Faraz..! Na jane kon Ghajini dekh ker mere seene pe galiyan likh gaya..!
Continue Reading2230. Sincere Apology SMS
Sincere Apology SMSSincere Apology : If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to….. Throw ur mobile otherwise Friendly Reply me.
Continue Reading2229. today’s good morning quote sms
today’s good morning quote smsTODAY’S QUOTE : Life is a tragedy when seen in close up. But it is a comedy when seen in a long shot….- Charlie Chaplin. Gud morning and have a nice day..
Continue ReadingQurbani ka Gosht
Ye mulk hamare buzrugo ne bari qurbani de ke haasil kiya hai, Aur mein yahan isi liye aaya hoon taa’ke us qurbani ka gosht kha sakun. Molana Asif Zardari
Continue Reading2228. difficult sms
difficult smsIts difficult to show a truly smiling face to the person u hate the most.Its more difficult to show a truly angry face to d person u love the most.
Continue Reading2227. crazy miss you sms
crazy miss you smsMemories sometimes behave in a crazy way. They leave u alone,when u are in a crowd & when u are alone they stand along with u like a crowd.
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