If MQM goes to Jannat, the news will be: 1) 25 Jannati gun point per Mobile se Mehroom! 2) Aaj do hooron ki chooriyan utarwa li gayein, Hoorain deshat zada! 3) 17 Farishton se shrab-e-Tahoora zabardasti cheen li gayi! 4) Bhatta na dene per Jannat ka darogha qatal, Us ki […]
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Jiye Muttehda….
Andhi machani hai to PPP mein jaao. Munafiqat pehlani hai to MMA mein jaao. Dolat banani hai to PML-N mein jaao. Lota giri karni dikhani hai to PML-Q mein jaao. Lutya dubwani hai to ST mein jaao. Manshiyat ki dukan lagani hai to ANP mein jaao. Izzet gawani hai to […]
Continue ReadingThe Omen (2006)
Starring : Predrag Bjelac … Vatican Observatory Priest (as Pedja Bjelac)Carlo Sabatini … Cardinal FabrettiBohumil Svarc … PopeLiev Schreiber … Robert ThornGiovanni Lombardo Radice … Father SpilettoBaby Zikova … Damien – NewbornBaby Morvas … Damien – NewbornBaby Muller … Damien – NewbornBaby Litera … Damien – NewbornJulia Stiles … Katherine […]
Continue ReadingUnder Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995)
Starring : Steven Seagal … Casey RybackEric Bogosian … Travis DaneEverett McGill … Marcus PennKatherine Heigl … Sarah RybackMorris Chestnut … Bobby ZachsPeter Greene … Mercenary #1Patrick Kilpatrick … Mercenary #2Scott Sowers … Mercenary #3Afifi Alaouie … Female Mercenary (as Afifi)Andy Romano … Admiral BatesBrenda Bakke … Captain Linda GilderSandra […]
Continue ReadingUnder Siege (1992)
Starring : Steven Seagal … Casey RybackTommy Lee Jones … William StranixGary Busey … Cmdr. KrillErika Eleniak … Jordan TateColm Meaney … DoumerPatrick O’Neal … Capt. AdamsAndy Romano … Adm. BatesNick Mancuso … Tom BreakerDamian Chapa … TackmanTroy Evans … GrangerDavid McKnight … FlickerLee Hinton … Cue BallGlenn Morshower … […]
Continue ReadingBlade Runner (1982)
Starring : Harrison Ford … Rick DeckardRutger Hauer … Roy BattySean Young … RachaelEdward James Olmos … GaffM. Emmet Walsh … BryantDaryl Hannah … PrisWilliam Sanderson … J.F. SebastianBrion James … Leon KowalskiJoe Turkel … Dr. Eldon TyrellJoanna Cassidy … ZhoraJames Hong … Hannibal ChewMorgan Paull … HoldenKevin Thompson … […]
Continue ReadingSuhagrat Ki Subah Der Tk Darwaja Na Khula
Suhagrat Ki Subah Der Tk Darwaja Na Khula Sub Paresan Ho Gaye K Kya Hua 1Bacha Bola:Bhai Ne Raat ko Veselin Manga. Mene Fevikwik De Dia
Continue ReadingSardar SMS – Pathan SMS
Sardar jee Driving on the Wrong side of the Road & He became upset & said “SHIT” I m Late To The Function Everyone is coming back. Sardar to Pathan:Tell me any 5 animals that live in water Pathan: Duck Sardar:Theek hai aur batao? Pathan: Duck ki ammi,abbu,bhai aur behan […]
Continue ReadingUrdu Funny SMS
Larka : Tum kitni haseen ho, Larki : Choro na ! Larka : Tumhari ankhain kitni haseen hain, Larki : Choro na tum be ! Larka :itni dair se chor hi tou rah hoon. Nichy ap k lye DOSTI ka gift hai |||| Danda hai.Sar Pr mar loMsg krty nahe […]
Continue ReadingMalayalam SMS Messages
Aval oru moolippattu paady,Njan kaathorthirunnu…Aval onnu kadichu,Njan pulanju poyi..Aval valichu kudichu,Njan annangadekidannu…Aval kuninju,Njan purakiloode adichu…”how”Aval pulanju,’Chey’ Ente dehathellamaayi… ‘HAAVOO” ‘KOTHUK” chathu. Shajahan mumtassinte ormakkayi tajmahal ketti…mandan! Njanariyunnengil mumthasinteormakkayi avalude aniyathiye kettiyene!
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Ente Rum ile Sodayanu Nee Nalla Veesukara,Peggozhichu Njaan Kaathu VechorurenChillu Glassiloorum Lickeronnu vende……Liquoronnu vende..nalla veeshukaara..ente kootukaraa..Thottu koottuvanulla picklum..chipsum ennapoleThottaduthu njan ninnuvenkilum veeshukilla mone.. I love u da! NinneKanathe jevikanvayya!Ninte adutheephozhum samsarikanthonnunu…! Ninne enikenashta pedumoda…!I Love U…Miss U..da,1000 UMMA…daInganeyane Daily‘SANIYA MIRZA’msgayakunathe ! Enthacheyka.Sowndaryamundayal ethakuzhapam. Ninakupinne aa Preshnamellalo….
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Alleppy passenger time 7.30Kottayam passenger 7.45Kollam Passenger 18.25Jan shatabdii 17.40Rajadhani Exp 1.35Kerala Exp 15.45Venad 17.15Kurla Exp 14.10Kannur exp, malabar exp, bokkaaro, maveli……train etra ennam undennariyamo….?Onnu thala vechu kooode…????????? Kalam mayikkatha murivundo?Kulichal pokatha azukkundo?Chirichal kanatha pallundo?Marakkan pattatha thettudo?Paranjal theeratha prashnagal undo?Ithellam vayichondirikkan ninekkentha vattundo??
Continue ReadingR: is for red.
R: is for red.RED: is for bloodBLOOD: is for heartHEART: is for loveLOVE: is for youYOU: is for meME: is for you.(((I MISS YOU)))
Continue ReadingAb itni night ko apun tere ko
Ab itni night ko apun tere kokisi film ki kahani sunanek liye msg to karega nahin.Common sense ki baat hai ktere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai! Chal ludak le..
Continue ReadingIts a dedicated ceremony,
Its a dedicated ceremony,an aniversary, but not wedding.The easy way to tell isits birthday.Have a smile in all the way& have a lovely birthday.
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