Aik Zardari mota taza tha,Jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha.Ding Dong.Ding Dong.Zardari ne beth k socha k,Bibi ko dengy dhoka.Bibi ko marengy goli,Or khaengy mulk main Ding Dong.Ding Dong.Ding Dong.Par Army bari siyani thiOr Zardari ki shamat aani thi.Par army bech se nikal gai,Kyon k mushrraf ki niyat badal […]
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Asif Ali Zardari SMS
Wife : Tum tou chahty ho k main mar jaon aur meri tamam cheezai’n tumhari ho jaye’n … Husband : Meri kismat ZARDARI jesi kahan??? Pehle Aata Mil Jata Tha..Ab Aatay k Liye Line Banani Parti HyAurHar Line Mai 3,4 Pathan Zaroor Hotay Hain Jeenay Doo Zardari
Continue ReadingAsif Zardari Aa rahy hain – SMS
Ba Adab Ba Mulahiza Hoshiyar Beghairat-e-Azam Badshah-e-Kanjaran Zaleel-ul-Mulk Shahenshah-e-Jooa Sardar-e-Haraami Asif Ali Zardari Aa rahy hain
Continue Reading2200. Ascii good morning sms
Ascii good morning sms,.+””-., ,.-“”+,G( -_-)(-_- )D Morning my best friend“”-.,?,.-“”Hve a wonderful Morning with a great big smile on ur face.
Continue Reading2199. 3D sms message
3D sms messageCheck out the new 3D message below..…..…..…..…..…..“DDD”
Continue Reading2198. Friendship travel sms
Friendship travel smsFriendship is a One Way Road to be Travelled by Two,with Hand in Hand,To Care ,To Share,To Forgive ,To Love & Say Silently I’m Always with U
Continue Reading2197. real money fact in love
real money fact in loveUnmaiyana matter: panam iruntha setha kathaliku kuda Tajmagal kattalam…aana panam illana uyir ulla kathaliku Thali kuda katta mudiyadhu..
Continue Reading2196. cheer up sms
cheer up smsWen u feel GOD is rubbing u agaist d rocks,dont tink dat u wil ruin down 2dust,its jst dat he is polishing a Gem,coz UR Precious
Continue Reading2195. actors comparisons sms
actors comparisons smsTop physical structure comparisons: aamir khan stomach – 8 pack Surya stomach – 6pack. Vishal stomach -4 pack. VIJAYKANTH stomach – School BAG.:)
Continue Reading2194. BRAIN TUMOR mr bean sms
BRAIN TUMOR mr bean smsDoctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?Doctor: Then why are you so happy?Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I […]
Continue ReadingWisegal (2008)
Starring : Alyssa Milano … Patty MontanariJason Gedrick … Frank RussoJames Caan … Salvatore PalmeriAlessandro Costantini … Joey MontanariDevon Graye … NinoTommy Lioutas … NinoZak Longo … Mouse RussoHeather Hanson … JuneAnthony Melchiorri … Uncle TitoGina Wilkinson … Mary RussoTulsi Balram … SingerSima Fisher … WaitressGabriel Hogan … Robert WilsonTony […]
Continue ReadingAcacia (2003)
Starring : Hye-jin Shim … Choi, Mi-sookJin-geun Kim … Kim, Do-ilOh-bin Mun … Kim, Jin-seongNa-yoon Jeong … Min-ji Director : Ki-hyeong Park Download : Download Part 1Download Part 2Download Part 3Download Part 4
Continue ReadingPathan SMS
Pathan ka shair;-Na Botal main, Na jaar main, Na hotel main na baar main.Na bike pe Na car main. . Na Ishq mein Na Pyar mein.Jo maza hay “NASWAR” mein 1 pathan dozkh se nikla,Chupkay sy janat me dakhil ho gaya,Farishtay ny bohat mara,Pathan: Oh bhai main janati hon,dozakh main […]
Continue ReadingMarriage SMS Messges
Q: During Marriage ceremony why is thebridegroom made to sit on the horse? A: He is given his last chance torun away…!! Man at medical store:I need poisonChemist: I can’t sell you that Man shows his marriage certificate Chemist: Oh! sorry,I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
Continue ReadingMarriage funny SMS
One day a man insertedan ‘advertisement’ in thelocal classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters.They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.” Man before Marriage is like Airtel….“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan” After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.” It’s funny when people […]
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