Lakh doori ho magar ehad nibhate rehna.Jub b barish ho mera soog manate rehna. Tum gay ho to sari shaam ye adat tehri.Bus kinare pe khare hath hilate rehna. Jane is dil ko ye adab kahan se aaye.Us ki rahoo me nigahoo ko bichate rehna. 1 modat se ye maamool […]
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Funny Messages
An Aeroplane asks a RocketHow is that you can fly so fast?The Rocket replies you will know the painwhen they put fire at your back! What was GOD’s First Reactionwhen he made a Negro(African)? Socho… Dont know.. Oh! shit jal gaya!! In our life time6 things can come at any […]
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ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,mehboob aave ya na aavepar taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae! Ishq bande di jaat o loko,Te yaari bande da imaan.Ishq ta mange sir di baazi,Te yaari mange dil-jaan.Ishq ch banda mitt janda a,Te yaari ch ho janda […]
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J 13 khayal 20 na aaway80 udaas ho jaanday aanTay 100 20 nai sakday chalo a 10 diyok tusi 20 saanu inna e yaad karday o?ya roz 32 band kar k 100 janday o O mere makhnameno yaad rakhnahar vely hasna,Koe problem howy ty dasna,kise hor nal na phasna,bus mere […]
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If you r in a dark room,You find blood everywhereAnd the walls are shaking– Don’t worry friend,U r at the safest place,You r in my heart. Aye Chand…Jab wo teri tarf dekhainToh unhain kuch yaad delanaPhir chupkey se un k pass janaAur kehna….!Tumhain koi yaad karta hai.Teri umeed karta hai […]
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my eyes when U look into them,I love my name when U say it, I love my heart when U love it,I love my life when U are in it. This is a moon which learns from you,That is a sun which respects you,There are stars which shine for you,And […]
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Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hainMaa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai Beti: Maa fauji indian hainMaa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa. Let me kiss ur lips,let me feel ur teeth,let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend“PEPSODENT”reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day […]
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On this day in 2009, the uber-luxurious Maybach Zeppelin sedan goes on sale, with a starting price of $523,870 for the Maybach 57 Zeppelin and $610,580 for the Maybach 62 Zeppelin. Daimler-Benz, owner of the Maybach brand, announced that only 100 Zeppelins would be built, with each vehicle hand-crafted to […]
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Sindhikka therinthavanukku aalosanai thevai illai.Thunbangalai santhikka therinthavanukku vaalvil tholviye illai…. Kannil oru minnal,mugathil oru sirippu,sirippil oru paasam,Paasathil oru nesam,nesathil oru ithayam,antha ithayathil en iniya friend nee. Marakka vendum endru than ninaipen avalai parkum varai.Aanal athai kuda marannthu vidukiren avalai parkum pothu…. Puvil vasanai erukkum. Natpil unmai erukkum.Kathalil nejam erukkum.Valvil enimai […]
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School life: +2 varai, College life: Padikkumvarai, Love life:Kalyanam varai, “But” Namma friendship: February 30 varum varai……. Viyarvai. Thuligal, Uppaga irukkalaam…Aanaal, Avaithaan Vaalkaiyai inippaaga Maattrum…. silence is the best way to avoid may problems…. Smile is the powerful tool to solve many problems… So have a silent smile always. “Natpu” […]
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Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto.Patient: “Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi”Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te”. Ekda ek dukkar che pillu ani tyache Baba kachara peti chya baher shi (English : shit) khaat astat. Tevdhyat dukkar che pillu […]
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lal pivli kombaditiche tiche karde karde paibarech divas jale tumcha sms yet naytumhala bird flue zale ki kay ? When i call you..1. Ringing means i m thinking u.2. Ringing means i like u.3. Ringing means i miss u.4. Ringing means i need u.5. Ringing means behray phone uchal Bharun […]
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Oru vasantha kalam,bhoomiyil niraye pookal parimalam parathunnu.padathu kunji kilikal virunnu vannuaa pular kalathu nee ente veetilekku vannu ..appol njan ente vathil ninakkai turannu.ninte kaikal ente nere neendu vannu.. A Zulu girl got a new boyfriend. When the boyfriend put on a condom the girl phoned her mother and told her“NGEMPELA […]
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Tur eccha golo ura bayrak pakhna doti mala,Dingoli tur jakna keta amni hasa khala,Aoporno na thaka jano tur kuno shokh,Ai kamonay bondo tuka Eid-Mubarak. Network niya Raja Rani boro payrasan,Paira diya korlo suro chithi aadan prodan,Chithi charai paira ekdin Rajar kacha galo,Tina dakha Raja saheb khube raga galo,Bari fira Raja […]
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Hey, I just got your blood test report.U have been tested HIV positive.Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins.No Wonder! Too many stars in the sky,too many tears that have left my eyes.Too many girls out in the blue,but they are nothing compared to you! Even if […]
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