Funny Political SMS

American to Pakistani: Tum Paglon k sath kya Salook karte ho?Pakistani: Hum unko Pagal khane main band kar dete hainAmerican: Ye to human rights ki voilation hai…… Ham American to unhen America ka President bana dete hain………. Terrorists have kidnapped Our Beloved Manmohan Sing and demanded $50000000Otherwise they will Burn […]

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Pakistan Political SMS, India Political SMS

Pakistani: Hamare pass kutte hain, khote hain, Sowar hain,Tumhare pass kya hai?Indian: Tum hamara muqabla nahi kar sakte,Hamare pass Manmohan Singh hain… Molvi To ZARDARI: “Makhlooq Ko Tang Mat Kya KaroWarna ALLAH Ka Azaab Aay Ga…ZARDARI: “Bholay Badshao, Main Hi To Azaab Hun…” Benazir Jate Jate Muj pe Ehsan KrGyiInsurnce […]

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Rakhi SMS, Raksha Bandhan SMS

Hey Sis,When the world goes dark,Stars are there…When the journey breaks up,Hope is there…When the entire world is vanished,And you feel left alone…Tilt your head and look beside you,Will bring you comfort feeling ofCare and affection molds on you,As your Brother is always beside youTo pour the special love and […]

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Funny Political SMS

1 Baal Thakre ko dekha to aisa lagaJese khana kharab,Jese total azaab,Jesey Aadi faqeer,Jesay murda zameer,Jese Naasoor ho koii sartaa howaa, Ek Baal Thakre ko dekha to aisa laga, Jese bijli ka taarJese khanjar ki dhaar,Jesey dozakh ki aag,Jesey zehrila naag,Jese garmi ki dhoopJese shetan ka roop Manmohan ka Farman,Subse […]

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