Vazhkayin ….….….Thathuvam:very good…You got it.Thedal than vayhkayin thathuvam.
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2247. forwarded miss you sms
forwarded miss you smsI heard someone whisper your name, but when I turned to see who it was, I noticed it was alone, then realized it was my heart beat telling me “I MISS U”
Continue Reading2246. Happy Anniversary for Lover
Happy Anniversary for LoverThat special day is here againThe day we took our vowsYou’re just as special to me todayAs you still get me aroused.Happy Anniversary Lover
Continue ReadingWhat Happens in Vegas (2008)
Starring : Cameron Diaz … Joy McNallyAshton Kutcher … Jack FullerRob Corddry … HaterLake Bell … TipperJason Sudeikis … MasonTreat Williams … Jack Fuller Sr.Deirdre O’Connell … Mrs. FullerMichelle Krusiec … ChongDennis Farina … BangerZach Galifianakis … Dave the BearQueen Latifah … Dr. TwitchellKrysten Ritter … KellyRicky Garcia … Fuller […]
Continue ReadingEchelon Conspiracy (2009)
Starring : Edward Burns … John ReedVing Rhames … Agent Dave GrantYuriy Kutsenko … Russian GeneralSergey Gubanov … Yuri MalaninMartin Sheen … Raymond BurkeSteven Elder … CharlesSandra De Sousa … Female Casino TechGreg Donaldson … Casino TechAndrea Enright … NSA Tech #2Tamara Feldman … KamilaIlan Goodman … DennisTodd Jensen … […]
Continue ReadingRoad of No Return (2009)
Starring : Michael Madsen … J. MarconeDavid Carradine … Mr. HoverMichael Blain-Rozgay Ernest Anthony Shane Woodson Carlie Westerman Sandy Kanan Michelle Capra Boo Arnold Dave Bermudez Scott Bogatz Michelle Cartier Rob Roy Cesar Steve De Forest Ariel Delgado Frank Donner Anthony Escobar Steve Fix … The ItalianJoseph Scott Garza Ivan […]
Continue ReadingSardar and Bill Gates
Sardar to Bill Gates: Tusi v Kamal ho! Bill Gates: Why? Sardar: Tusi naam tey Bill Gates rakhye aye, tey Business tusi WINDOWS da karde ho.
Continue ReadingHuman Brain
Human Brain is the most outstanding organ in the world. It works 24 hrs a day. 365 days in a year. But It stops only when * U enter in examination hall Or * U get married!
Continue ReadingFaida mulk ka hi ho ga
Sardar ji joined army and was given a gun. Sir: Is ki naali apni taraf karon ya dushman ki taraf. Major: Jis ki bhi taraf kar lo faida mulk ka hi ho ga .
Continue ReadingInsufficient Balance
Sardar jee ne call milaii to awaaz aaiii, ” Aap ka balance is call ke liye na kafi hai, please apna account recharge karye “ Sardar: Koi baat nahi behan, aap ka shukriya jo aap ne mujh se baat ki.
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Train me ek chinease k sar per ek machar betha tha, chinease us machar ko pakar kar kha gaya…. Saamne bethe hua memon ne jub ye dekha to apnay sar per se ek machar pakar kar chinease ko bola: Ye machar khareedo ge …
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Urdu ki teacher ne class me bachon se kaha: ” Woh daikh khubsorat larki khari hai ” , Is jumlay ko apne alfaaz me istamaal kariye….. Student: ” Woh daikho tumhari bhabi khari hai “
Continue ReadingMehman Nawazi
Memon to his Guest: Aur sunaoo, kiya piyo ge?? Thanda ya Garam Mehmaan: Dono piyon ga Memon: Shazia beta , 1 glass Freezer se Aur 1 glass Geezer se paani le aao…
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Najoomi ek larkay ka haath daikhte hue bole….. Najoomi: Beta tum buhat parho ge Larka: Abay parh to mai 5 saal se raha hon, ye bata ke pass kub hon ga .
Continue ReadingMoney back gurantee
A sardar was selling Parashoot: Plane se koodo, Button dabaoo aur zameen per safely land karo..” Customer: Agar parashoot nahi khula to ? Sardar: Oo yara tey paisay wapis…
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