Funny Sardar SMS gurday Doctor: Sardar jee aap k gurday fail hogaye hain!Sardar: ha ha haWhat a joke. ” Meray gurday to kabhi school gaye hi nahi woh fail kaise hosakte hain?
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Hindi Funny Sardar SMS / Tala lawan
urdu Funny Sardar SMS darwaza Sardar apne ghar ka darwaza ukhar k kandhe par rakh k jara tha..!..Kisi ne poocha sardar g kithe ja re o?..Sardar: Tala lawan chala wa.
Continue Reading“Gran Torino” Opens Down Under
On this day in 2009, “Gran Torino,” a movie named for the 1972 Ford muscle car, opens in Australia and New Zealand. The critically acclaimed film, which starred Clint Eastwood as a retired Detroit autoworker, had opened across the U.S. earlier that month and later premiered around the rest of […]
Continue ReadingCollection of sardar sms / ULLU k pathey
Sardar New SMS daku sardar Raat ko 3 bajay 1 daku sardar k ghar main ghus gaya,Aur bola “SONA kahan hai?”Sardar bola: ULLU k pathey sara ghar khali hai kahin bhi soja.
Continue ReadingNew Sardar SMS / BOSS
Funny Sardar SMS daughter Sardar proposed his BOSS daughter.Boss: jitni teri pay hain us main to mri beti k liye toilet paper bhi nahi aega..Sardar: jay inni potti kardi ay te fir reyn do.
Continue ReadingNew Sardar Jokes / pichkari
Sardar SMS engrez sardar ne pan ki pichkari phenki kareeb se aik engrez guzar raha tha engrez ne sardar se pocha whats this man sardar bola this is mouth menses
Continue ReadingFunny Sardar Jokes / ticket
T.T. To sardar in train ticket dikhao.Sardarha ha yeh lo.T.T.:yeh toh purana ticket hai.Sardar:toh train kya tumne abhi showrum se nikali hai?
Continue ReadingSardarji SMS Jokes / police
Latest Sardar Jokes 2 bomb 2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile, 1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain. 2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to? 1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha
Continue ReadingSardar Jokes / doctor
Best Indian Sardar Jokes problem Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhe 1 problem hai DR: Kya? Sardar: Baat karte waqt aadmi dikhai nahi deta Dr: aisa kab hota hai? Sardar: Phone karte waqt
Continue ReadingSardar Funny SMS text messages / AC
Sardar sms text messages garmi Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho? Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to? Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun
Continue ReadingLatest Sardar SMS / umbrella
Sardar New Funny SMS barish Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun? Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega
Continue ReadingSardar SMS / IMPOSSIBLE
Sardar Funny SMS Hitler Hitler says, “There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary” Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda? “Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna
Continue ReadingUrdu Funny Sardar SMS / hathora or keel
Hindi Funny Sardar SMS computer Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye. Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam? Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai
Continue ReadingHindi Funny Sardar SMS / phaasi
Urdu Funny Sardar SMS Police Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho? Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
Continue ReadingSardar text messages / Examiner
English Funny Sardar SMS In bio practical Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only? Sardar: I don’t know. Examiner: You r failed, what’s your name? Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
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