Funny Adult SMS Larka larki 1 Larka larki chodne gayausne larki ko NANGA kiaAur ulta jhuka kar bola tumhari CHOOT pe to 1 bhi baal nahi hai kuin?Larki: Bhosri k chodne aya hai ya kangi kanre?
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Hindi Insuld SMS / bewaafa
Insult Hindi SMS Sab dost Sab dost bhenchod bewaafa hogaye,Hum pehli baar apne mobile se khafa hogaye,1,2 SMS to kardo bharwoWarna log samjhienge k tum gandu is duniya se dafa hogaye.
Continue ReadingAdult Hindi Messege / Girl
Adult Hindi SMS larka girl: Mom kya yeh sach hai k larka jis jagah lund dalta hai bacha wahin se nikalta hai.mom: haain betigirl: Oh No, Kal to usne mere Muhh main dala tha.
Continue ReadingHindi Funny Adult SMS / Machli Aur Bachi
Adult Advice Sms Some more factx Machli aur bachi khud pakar k kaho to maza hai,Lun aur qanoon kabhi haath main mat lo,nokri aur tatton par laat nahi marni chahiye
Continue ReadingAdult Fun SMS / Ek Rani
Adult Hindi SMS Faraz Ek rani ne enam rakha ke jo usko 100 bar chode ga usse woh adhi saltanat uske naam kar degi.Bahut se log aae par koi bhi 100 bar chod nahi paya.phir ek din Faraz aya, lagatar 70 bar chodae kia jaraha tha .Rani ko laga ke […]
Continue ReadingAdult Text Messages / Mj Rohail
Adult Fun SMS CUSTOMER RELATION Major Rohail: ma ye kya kr rhe ho???? Maa: Beta customer se chudva rhe hu Mj Rohail: Mei tmhe esa nhe krne du ga Maa: kyu? Mj Rohail: Ye customer hmesha udhar kr jata hy
Continue ReadingAdult Hindi SMS / MENAR-E-PAKISTAN
Adult Hindi Messege MENAR-E-PAKISTAN Anti Misba Menar-e-Pakistan pe charh gye…..Menaar-e-Pakistan 4 inch lmba ho gya
Continue ReadingFunny Jokes SMS / Husband Wife
Funny SMS Husband Wife Husband: Aaj me tere kaan(ear) me dalonga.Wife: Nhi! me bharii hgo gyi to. Husband: Aaj tak goongi hui kya?
Continue ReadingAdult SMS Messages Collection In English / Flowers
English Adult SMS Text Messages New Flowers Ever Wonder why women wear panties with printed flowers? It’s a way of saying please:Water my Garden and sow seeds to grow new flowers.
Continue ReadingEnglish Adult SMS / Teacher To Student
Adult English SMS two type of sex Teacher to student: There is two type of sex on earth, male and female.Student: Teacher I know few more.Teacher: What?Student: Bedroom sex, bathroom sex and online sex…..
Continue ReadingFriendship English SMS / how U forget
English Friendship SMS forget FRIENDSHIP isn’t how U forget but how U forgive,Not how U listen but how U Understand,Not what U see but how U feel,and not how U Let Go but how U hold on!
Continue ReadingFunny English SMS / 4 dinner
English Funny SMS PAY THE BILL I would love to take u out 4 dinner,Make u sit beside the candle light,Shower u with roses,and utter those 3 magical words in ur ear “PAY THE BILL”
Continue ReadingGood Morning SMS / Lest of Buck
Good Morning SMS Jokes MON’T DIND Mood Gorning! Lest of Buck. Ave a Dice Nay. Soli Yaar! Laat ko neeno pooli nai hui ishiliye Ispeling Fistake ho rahi hai. MON’T DIND…!
Continue ReadingEnglish Islamic SMS Namaz
Islamic SMS Namaz I have the Power,I have the Victory,I have the Prosperity,I have the Happiness,I have the Success,I have all that what you want, U need me and I need you,If you Love me Everybody will Love you.If you avoid me, you’ll be ruined soon. My Name Is NAMAAZ […]
Continue ReadingNew Urdu Love SMS / Bari haseen raat thi
Urdu Love SMS Charagh-e-Aftab gum Charagh-e-Aftab gum,Bari haseen raat thi. Shabab ka naqab gum,Bari haseen raat thi. Mujhe pila rahay thay woh,Ke khud hi shama bujh gayi. Glass gum, Sharab gum,Bari haseen raat thi. Labon se lab jo mil gaye,Labon se Lab jo sil gaye, Sawal gum, Jawab gum,Bari haseen […]
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