Pehli dafa insan jab Dalta hai to nervous hota hai Ahista se dalo to Phisal ke pura Ander chala jata hai Phir Ajeeb-O-Gareeb Awaz any lagti hain Lekin aap bilkul nahi ghabrana Confidence se daly rakhna Us waqt tak na nikalna Jab tak aap ki money nahi nikal jati Phir […]
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Sab kuch utaar do…!
Dupatta utaro.Qameez utaro.Brazier utaro.Shalwar utaro.Underwear utaro…Shukar hy barish anay se pehle tum ne sary kapray taar say utaar liay hain.
Continue ReadingBush Joke, Usama Joke, Mushraf Joke
Bush : meri sister da munda huya ayMushraf : mubarak howyBush : pur afsos di gul ayMusharuf : kyon?Bush : baap da pata nahiMusharaf : koi gul nahi USAMA tay pa deo
Continue ReadingGareeb ka Haq
Ager tum kisi gareeb ko us ka Haq nahi dila sakte, To jo us ke pass hai, Woh bhi cheen lo. Molana Asif Zardari
Continue ReadingGhajini
Mein to yun hi kameez utaar kar soya tha Faraz..! Na jane kon Ghajini dekh ker mere seene pe galiyan likh gaya..!
Continue Reading2230. Sincere Apology SMS
Sincere Apology SMSSincere Apology : If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to….. Throw ur mobile otherwise Friendly Reply me.
Continue Reading2229. today’s good morning quote sms
today’s good morning quote smsTODAY’S QUOTE : Life is a tragedy when seen in close up. But it is a comedy when seen in a long shot….- Charlie Chaplin. Gud morning and have a nice day..
Continue ReadingQurbani ka Gosht
Ye mulk hamare buzrugo ne bari qurbani de ke haasil kiya hai, Aur mein yahan isi liye aaya hoon taa’ke us qurbani ka gosht kha sakun. Molana Asif Zardari
Continue Reading2228. difficult sms
difficult smsIts difficult to show a truly smiling face to the person u hate the most.Its more difficult to show a truly angry face to d person u love the most.
Continue Reading2227. crazy miss you sms
crazy miss you smsMemories sometimes behave in a crazy way. They leave u alone,when u are in a crowd & when u are alone they stand along with u like a crowd.
Continue Reading2226. sms for Remembering U
sms for Remembering UA Thousand Things Between UsLow Balance, Buzy Network, No Time, Heavy Work, etc.But still I have a Habit of Remembering U very often :-)
Continue ReadingFill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer
Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,And it’s my New Year wish 4u Dear…Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.
Continue ReadingAll Star wish u a Very Happy New Year
Tom Cruise Angelina Jolie Aishwarya Rai Arnold Jennifer Lopez Amitabh Bachhan & me.. All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year…
Continue ReadingToofani Baarish
Toofani baarish mein raat ko shop per aik aadmi Pizza lene aaya.. ShopKeeper: Aap shaadi shuda hein? Aadmi: Is toofani baarish mein kya meri Maa mujhe Pizza lene ke behje gi…
Continue ReadingTelefun Telefun..
U Fone paish karta hai 12 aanay package, Apne un “Jazz” sarfeen ke liye jin hon ne 1st september 2008 se apni “Telenor” sim istimal nahi ki “Warid” ka 100 wala card feed karo aur sab ke do… Mazeed tafsilaat ke liye apne “PTCL” se Dial karein 090078601 Telefun Telefun..
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