After more than seven decades as the world’s largest automaker, General Motors (GM) officially loses the title on January 21, 2009, when it announces worldwide sales of 8.36 million cars and trucks in 2008, compared with Toyota’s 8.97 million vehicle sales that same year. However, the news wasn’t all rosy […]
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Urdu Funny SMS / PhooOss
Funny SMS pait kharab hai poooN poOOn!..Bhooo Bhoo!Bhoo Bhooo!….padar padar!….Pacharrr!Pacharrr!…Phoor phorPhooOss!Phoooss! hat jaoo mere SMS ka pait kharab hai!
Continue ReadingIslamic SMS / ALLAH
Islamic SMS Messages ALLAH Maddad lafz ALLAh sadilon ko sukoon milta hai,Nigah-e-fikr to taza sha’ur milta hai,naeeb kesa bhi ho ya ALLAH maddad keh karALLAH se jo kuch bhi maango zaroor milta hai.
Continue ReadingGM Auctions Off Historic Cars
January 18, 2009, marks the final day of a weeklong auction in which auto giant General Motors (GM) sells off historic cars from its Heritage Collection. GM sold around 200 vehicles at the Scottsdale, Arizona, auction, including a 1996 Buick Blackhawk concept car for $522,500, a 1969 Chevrolet Camaro ZL-1 […]
Continue Readingurdu Funny SMS / Number
Funny SMS Text Messages girl friend apni zindagi se kuch pal de do mjheaj na sahi apna kal de do mjhekhushi do na do marzi tumhariapni kisi achi si girl friend ka Number de do mjhe
Continue ReadingEnglish Adult SMS / Wife
English Adult SMS Text Messages Right Hand Your Wife is ur right hand But when ur Wife is goneUr right hand neighbor becomes ur Wife, When ur right hand neighbor is also goneUr right hand becomes ur Wife.
Continue ReadingAdult SMS Messages Collection in In English / Women
English Adult SMS Four Animals & Women Four Animals found in women’s pantyA PUSSY,HARE,an ASS&…Occasionally a COCK
Continue ReadingFunny English Adult SMS / Honda CD 70
English Funny Adult SMS Manstural cycle Major Rohail: Want to have sex. Anti Misba: I m having Menstrual Cycle. Major Rohail: Oh acha I have Honda CD 70
Continue ReadingEnglish Adult SMS / Milking Machine
Funny Adult SMS Milking Machine & Major Rohail Once Major Rohail tried cow’s milking machine on his penis He had a lot of fun,but when he was not able to remove it He fainted after reading manual “Auto Release after 5 liters”
Continue ReadingAdult SMS / HORROR SCOPE
English Adult SMS AUNTI MISBA’S HORROR SCOPE Mon:Wear thick bra,it’s chili out side,so ur niples may get hard Tue:Avoid lukin at boys,cause u may find sm thing geting wet b/n ur legs Wed:5,6&7 r ur lucky #sSo keep a measuring tape with u Thu:It’s gud day 4 u to achieve […]
Continue ReadingFunny Adult SMS / PHATAN Major
Adult SMS ZARURAT-E-RISHTA Anti Misba Age 45 Divorced after 30 years of marriage NO kids Still Virgin/Zero meter(Medical Certificate Attached) X-Wife of….PHATAN Major
Continue ReadingAdult SMS / Kapre Uttar k
Hindi Adult SMS Stage Anti Misba ne stage pr aa kr dance kyaSbne taali bjaiAnti Misba ne kapre uttar k dance kyaKse ne talli nhe bjai…Ek haath se talli nhe bjti
Continue ReadingAdult SMS / Bhabi
Funny Adult SMS SEX scene Parrosi to Major Rohail:Raat teri khirki khilli CMe bhabi de te tera SEX scene veikh lya, Major Rohail: Lay haath sutt,Me ty raati ghar e nhe C
Continue ReadingAdult SMS Messages Collection in Hindi / News
Adult SMS Text Messages JUNG KA MEEDAN Major Rohail ke maa boarder prapni tange khool k leet gae Nxt day in news Two Pirthvi meezail&Three Akash tanksMISSING
Continue ReadingUrdu Adult SMS / bache ke gand
Funny Adult SMS GAND ME UNGLE Anti Misba apne bache ke gandMein ungli de rhe the Major RohailYe kya kr rhe ho..? Anti MisbaArmy k ENTRY test ke tyari krva rhe ho
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