Funny Urdu SMS Bush Aur Obama Ab Bush ke baad Obama Zara sambhal ke Qadam rakhna Iraq me Obama Bush ko pare hai joote Tera to utar dein ge Pajama.
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Santa Banta Sms Jokes / Wheelers
Santa Banta English SMS Two Wheelers Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto? Santa: Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only.
Continue ReadingSanta Banta Text Messages / operation
Santa Banta SMS Jokes Doctor Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye? Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.
Continue ReadingFunny Send Me SMS / Male
Send Me Sms female SMS ki murdamshumari,Agar aap male hain to 2 sms kerain,Agar aap female hain to 1 sms kerain,Agar apnay aap per shak hai to koi sms na kerain.
Continue ReadingAdult SMS Text Messages / Husband & Wife
Funny Adult SMS Angry Husband Angry Husband : Aaj tak Tum Kitny logon k Sath Soi Ho ?? Wife : Such Boloon to sirf app k sath soi hon baqi sabhi k sath SARI SARI RAT JAGI HON…
Continue ReadingAdult SMS Messages Collection In Hindi / TRIPPLE
Funny Adult Sms galib Shiddat se mujhe ansu bahane day aj galib………..Ek he TRIPPLE thi computer mein woh bhi delete hogayi
Continue ReadingNew Funny Sms Aik khobsort khaton
Funny Sms office Aik khobsort khaton ne pasport k lie office m application di, Klark ne application form parha or kaha;- “apne aik bachy ki umer aik sal likhi hy 2ry bachay ki Umr 6 saAL Likhi hai,Jab K Apnay Ye Bhi Likha Hai Ap K Husband 6 SaAL Pehlay […]
Continue ReadingFunny Adult SMS Jokes / Biwi
Adult Funny SMS Jokes suhag raat Ek bona suhag raat walay din apne room mein gaya aur biwi se kaha: Chal ghori ban Biwi boli bohat jaldi ho rahi hai kya? Bona: Abay gate ki kundi lagani hai.
Continue ReadingFunny Urdu Sms / Taxi Driver
Urdu Funny SMS Speed Ek Taxi Driver Buhat Taiz Drive Kr Raha Tha,Peechay Bethay Huay Sahib Bolay:“O“ Bhai Ahista Taxi Chalao Main 12 Bachoon Ka Baap Hoon.Driver:Apni Speed Dekhi Hai?Jo Meri Speed per Aitraaz Kr Rahay Ho
Continue ReadingFunny Text Messages / Tasweer
Funny Sms Didaar Zamane ki darr se us ki tasweer toilet me chopa rakkhi hai. Didaar ho uska barbar isliye julaab ki goli kha rakki hai.
Continue ReadingAdult Funny SMS / dont mind
Funny Adult Sms dont mind If u dont mind If u dont feel bad If dont hesitate Please…… give me a K ki kis kiss kiss…… kissan cooking oil bottle just RS.250 only
Continue ReadingAdult Text Messages / Karona
Adutl jokes karona My dear …….karona..plzzzzz…mujhe karona….. mujhe acha lagey ga….. plzzz.karona.hamari dosti ki kasam karo…..kar do naaa…….. kisi ko nahi pata chaley ga promise,,,,,,,, u trust me na……?Sirf 1 bar…. plzzzzzzzz kardona……..badaaaaa sa Sms
Continue ReadingInsult Text SMS / Palang Pe
Insult Text Messages Palang Pe Shiyari Se Tujhe Koi Kam Nai,Tu Qatal B Karde Tu Tujh Pe Elzam NaiKabhi Tu Ayega Tu Mere Ghar Dawat KhanePalang Pe Lita K Na Choda Tu Mera Naam Nai,
Continue ReadingLatest Funny Insult SMS meri DUA hAi
New Funny Insult SMS meri DUA hAi meri DUA hAiKtUmhe. . . MeEnAr-E-PAKISTAN jEsi LAmbi zindAgi milAy. . . hEr bAndA 5 rUpEy dEy kAr. . . tUmhAry OpEr chArhy……. ;->
Continue ReadingInsult Funny SMS / sojata
Funny Insult SMS sojata Tum duniya k un chandh insano mein se1 ho jinko dekh k unka abba kehta hai.? . . K. .Kash Us din “main jaldi sojata“
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