Patient: Mujhe beemari hai. Na khaaon to Bhook lagti hai. Na Soun oto Neend aati hai. Aur ziyada kam kar loon to thak jata hoon. Doctor: Saari raat dhoop mein baitho theek ho jao gay.
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Cat and Rat’s Love
Aik choohay ko agar aik billi se love ho jaye to woh kon sa gaana gaaye ga? . . . . Very Simple Billo Rani… Kaho to abhi Jaan de doon.
Continue ReadingFunny Story
Murgi to anday deti hai. Anday to sufaid hote hein. Sufaid to dood bhi hota hai. Dood to bhains deti hai. Bhains to kali hoti hai. Kala to bangali bhi hota hai. Bangali to paan khaata hai. Paan to laal hota hai. Laal to gulaab bhi hota hai. Gulab mein […]
Continue ReadingBeggers’s GirlFriend
Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai. Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai. Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai.
Continue ReadingThree method to become a Sucessful Man…
Kamiyab Insan banne ke 3 tareeqe: 1. 2. 3. Bhootni ke, Pehle insan to banja. Phir sochiyo kamiyab hone ka…
Continue ReadingAccount has been recharged…
Your account has been recharged successfully with Rs 85.91. Your new balance is now Rs 129.74. Aha! Chehra tu dekho jaisay pathan ko niswar mil gai ho.
Continue ReadingPONKA….
Aap ko meri taraf se, Aur merey tamam friends ki taraf se, Aur merey office walon ki taraf se, Aur 17 Carore pakistanio ki taraf se, * * PONKA….
Continue ReadingMortien…
Pathan 2 his wife: Begum Munnay ne Kakroch kha liya! Wife: Haye Rabba! Jaldi doctor ko bulao, Pathan: Tu tension na ley, Mein ne Munnay ko Mortien pila di hai.
Continue Reading13 August
Pathan: ALLAH ka lakh lakh shukar hai ke, Pakistan 13 August ko azaad nahi hua, Dost: (Heran hote hue): Kiu? Pathan: Phir hum 14 August kaise manatay…..
Continue ReadingDolat Khan
EK Pathan Office Ke 25th Floor Pe Tha; Ek Aadmi Bola : Dolat Khan Tumhari Beti Ghar Se Bhaag Gayi Hai? Ye Sunte Hi Usne 25th Floor Se Jump Laga Di Girte Huey 15th Floor k pass usay Yaad Aaya k us Ki Koi Beti Nahi Hai. 10th Floor Pe […]
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Aik Train ulatnay ka Case Adalat mein tha. Train ka Driver jo ke Pathan tha, Us se Poocha ke tumne Train Patri se kiu Utarai?? Pathan: O yaara aik banda samnay aa gaya tha to brake marne ka time nahi tha. Hamara Assistant ne bola ke is ke oper char […]
Continue ReadingPathan with rickshaw…
Aik Pathan apne Rickshy ke saath khara tha, Aik Aadmi aaya aur Poocha: Khan Bhai Iqbal Town jao ge?? Khan: Mein to chala jaaon ga lekin mere Rickshy ka kon khayal rakhe ga?
Continue ReadingDost ke bina…!!
Doori Ho To Ehsas Hota Hai, Dost ke Bina Jiwan kitna Udaas Hota Hai. Umar Ho Apki Sitaro Jitni Lambi, Aisa Dost kahan Har kisi ke Pas Hota Hai.
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Alfaz k jhooty bndhn mai,., Aghraz k gehry prdon mai,., Hr shakhs Mohabat krta hai,., Hanla k MOHABAT kuch b nhi,., Sb jhooty rishty naaty hain,., Sb dil rakhny ki baten hain,., Kb kon ksi ka hota hai,., Sb asli roop chhupaty hain,., Ehsas sy khali log yehan,., Lfzon k […]
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Tu kahin bi rahy sir pr teRy ilzam to ha, Tere hathon ki lakeeron men mera naam to ha, Tu mujhe apna bana ya na bana teri khushi, Tu zamany men mery naam se bdnaam to ha, Mere hissy mein koi jaam na aaya na sahi, Teri mehfil men mery […]
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