Starring : Deidra Edwards … LydiaStaci Lawrence … DarcyRyan C. Benson … BobElizabeth Sampson … CarolSonya Eddy … PamLindsay Hollister … AliceHeather Brooker … JudyApril M. Walsh … GwenJuanita Guzman … RoxanneTeebone Mitchell … Hilliard (as Trevor Mitchell)Patrick Gorman … MarcusLaurie O’Brien … SheilaCheyenne Wilbur … PatrickLori Ada … ArdraSarah […]
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Fast & Furious (2009)
Starring : Vin Diesel … Dominic TorettoPaul Walker … Brian O’ConnerJordana Brewster … Mia TorettoMichelle Rodriguez … LettyJohn Ortiz … CamposLaz Alonso … Fenix RiseGal Gadot … Gisele HaraboJack Conley … PenningShea Whigham … Agent Ben StasiakLiza Lapira … Agent Sophie TrinhSung Kang … Han LueDon Omar … HimselfMirtha Michelle […]
Continue ReadingSharabi Man knocks the door..
Sharabi Man knocks the door..His wife opens the door…SHARABI- Who r u ??WIFE- AILA !! MUJHKO HI BHOOL GAE !!!!SHARABI – NASHA HAR GUMM KO BHULA DETA HAI BEHAN !!!!!!!!!
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Pathan: molvi sahib kya wazu k bagair namaz ho jati hai ?molvi: nahi hoti.Pathan: ho jati hai!molvi: nahi hoti.Pathan: main ne khud parh k dekhi hai ho jati hai.
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Memon to dukandar: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka aik baal toot gaya hai. Dukandar: Aik baal toota to naya kiu le rahe ho? Memon: Jo toota hai woh akhri tha…
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Shaadi me aik Memon bahut der tak khata raha, Kisi ne poocha bhae kab tak khaty raho ge? Memon: Yaar me khud kah kah ke thak gaya hun pr kya kron, card me lkha tha “Dinner 7 to 10pm…”
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Memon ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay?Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.Memon ne jaib se shopper nikala or kaha:Wapsi main langar ki biryani lete aana…
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Memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,Memon ne phir khoon dia.Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?Arbi:Munna…!!Ab hamarey ander bhi Memon ka khoon dor raha hay…
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1 Memon 14th floor se neche gira Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla k bola MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!!!
Continue ReadingA Memon on his death time.
A Memon on his death time. My wife, where r u ? Wife:Yes, I’m here My sons & daughters ru all here? Yes, Papa Memon:To phir brabar wale kamre ka pankha Q khula hay??
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Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega. Memon:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de…
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Meri zalalat daikh kar Zardari bhi yah kehty hue Medan mein aa gaya Faraz………. Aaa daikhain zara kis mein kitna hai dam…..
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Un kay “Hontoon” ki izat ka khayal aahta hay “FARAZ” Warna phooloon ko to hum choom liya kartay hain…
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GIRLZ OF 1980 : MOM ! Can i wear jeans ..?? MAMA : Na beta ! Loog kia kahen ge ..?? GIRLZ OF 2009 : MOM ! Can i wear mini skirt ..?? MAMA : Pehan meri bachi ! Kuch to pahen …
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DAD : Paper kaisa hua ..?? SON : Sirf Q.1 reh gia , Q.2 aa nahin raha tha , Q.4 Kerna bhool gia , Q.5 Nazer nahin aya aur Q.6 Paper ki dosri side per tha . DAD : Aur Q.3 SON : Sirf wohi ghalat hua hai ..
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