MAHA ko dieting ka shoq tha, mom le i SUFI SUFI pe aetmad jo tha.. subha hui to na MAHA thi na SUFI.. * * 3 saal baad maha mili sath mei HABIB or SULTAN bhi teh.. or karo SUFI pe aetmaad..!!!
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Clever Son
Ek Admi ny apny betay sy kaha……. “Beta! mujhy yaad nai aa raha ky kabhi tum ny aisa kam kia ho jis sy mera sir ooncha ho gaya ho” Betay ny jawab dia…..” Daddy! yad kijiay main ny ek baar app ky sir ky neechy teen takkiay rakhy thy”
Continue ReadingStress Reliever…
Stress Reliever… Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me togive up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.
Continue ReadingSardar ki shaadi
Aik sardar dosre se “main aur meri girlfriend shadi kar rahay hain” Doosra: “wow, shadi kab hai…..? Sardar: “meri 21 april aur uski 13 june ko.
Continue Reading2295. goodmorning gift sms
goodmorning gift smsHello, wakeup, Receive my simple gift of ‘GOOD MORNING’ wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!
Continue Reading2294. logical insult sms
logical insult smsMonths12CriketPlayers11Fingers10Planets9Corner s8Wonders7Senses6Oceans5Directions4Seasons3E yes2LOVELY Ppl1….Not”U”Only”ME”
Continue Reading2293. Belated Anniversary Wishes!
Belated Anniversary Wishes!Sorry, I was behind schedule!Belated Anniversary Wishes!
Continue Reading2292. bean in drug store
WHILE IN A DRUG STOREMr. Bean: I’d like some vitamins for my grandson.Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn’t know the alphabet yet!!
Continue Reading2291. happy friends sms
happy friends smsA FRIEND is one, who 4gives before u say sorry, understands when u say i 4got, waits 4ever when u say 1min, n stays when u say leave me alone. happy frnds
Continue ReadingWaris Shah SMS
Ithey Kinnu MaanWafawa’n DaTe Kinnu Naaz AdawanDaAsi Peeley PatteyDarakhta’n DeSanu Rehnda KahufHawawa’n Da .. ~ Waris Shah ~
Continue ReadingZardari Messages
Humnain usey kai bar kaha k humain tum se nafrat hai Zardari!Magar wo hamaisha yahi kehta hai:Holy Holy ho jayga pyar chaliye,Holey Holey ho jayega pyar.
Continue ReadingExam days SMS
Baap:Itne kum marks..??2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!! Beta: Han papa!mein nay to us kameenay mastarka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!! Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
Continue ReadingHazrat Ali Quotes
Main Jannat k shoq main ibadat nahi karta k ye ibadat nahi tijarat hai,Main ibadat sirf is liye karta hun k mera Rabb Is layq hai.Hazrat Ali (R.A) Jab mairi Dua Qabul ho tu men khush hota hunk is main meri marzi haiorJab dua qbool na ho tumain or b […]
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Logon ko Dua K liye kehnay se behtay haiaisey amal karo k logon k dil se ap k liye Dua nikleyHazrat Ali (R.A) Agr kisi ka zarf Azmaana ho to usko ziadah izzat do,wo aala zarf hua to apko or zyadah izzat dey ga kam zarf hua to khud ko […]
Continue ReadingSaying of Hazrat Ali (R.A) SMS
kitnay sharam ki baat hay k hamaray uthnay sy pehlay parinday jaag jain, [Hazrat Ali(R.A)] Lakhoon ko dost banana koi barri baat nahinbarri baat to ye hay k koi aisa dost banaojo tb tumhara saath dayjab lakoon tumharay mukhalif hon. [Hazrat Ali(R.A)] jis darakht ki lakrri naram ho gi,us ki […]
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