Ik nurse ka ashiq usay bari hasrat se : Kaash meray saath koi hadsa pesh ata to mein tumhare pass ata , Tum meri khidmat kerti aur mein jaldi theek ho jata … Nurse : Tumhe meray pass koi hadsa nahin balke mojza he la sakta hai , Kun k […]
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Noorani Qaida
Police Officer : Beta kia tumhare abu Al-Qaida mein hain ..?? Bacha : Uncle ! Mujhe abu ka to nahin pata per mein Noorani Qaide pe hon.
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Santa: Main Ne SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Par Baat Ki.. Banta: That’s Great Yaar.. Uss Ne Kya Kaha..?? Santa: Uss Ne Kaha.. : : : Wrong Number..
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If you are in tension,If nothing seems right,If u find no way out,Then just think of me only once,I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.
Continue ReadingSab per nazar
Ek larki kisi k saath bhaag gaiEk larki ko kuch ghunday utha kr le gayeEk larki apne shohar se larne k baad apne ghar aa gaiEk larki apni saas k haatho’n zulm ka nishana baniEk larki chhat se giri aur usay kafi chotai’n aai Express news: Har larki per nazar.
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Ek larka doctor se: Lagta hai mein andha ho gaya hon. Doctor ne uski ankhon ko check kiya aur kaha : Nahi beta tumhari ankhein to theek hain. Larka: Tu phir newspaper mein Mujhy mera roll number kyun nazar nahi aa raha ?
Continue ReadingGirl is ready when she is 18….
when an apple is Green, it is ready to Pluck & when a girl is 18, she is ready for ………….. * * Shanakhti Card… or kiya hamesha Ghalat hi Sochna….
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Suna hai woh Cycle bauhat shauq se chalati hai Faraz…. Kaash us ke ghar ke pass meri Puncture ki Dukan hoti….
Continue ReadingGenius and Clever Sardar
kisi ne Sardar ko SMS Kiya ke “Agar tu Zaheen hai to 100 Rupe Bhej, Hoshyaar hai to 200 Rupe Bhej” Sardar ne 500 Rupe Bhej Diye aur Likha “Main Sab ka Baap Hoon”
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kisi ne HAZART ALI R A se pucha: “Ajeeb baat hai, Allah Nabi (S.A.W) ko mehboob kehta hai magar kalmay per pehle apna naam rkhta hai, baad mein Nabi S.A.W ka naam rkhta hai, ye ishq ke khilaaf hai!” Hazrat Ali ne fermaya: “Yahi to hakeeki ishq hai, Allah pasand […]
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Baray Zalim Hain es Sheher k Log ~FARAZzz~…. * * Sim Badal k Kehten Hain.. “Pahechan Kon“
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Zamane ke dar se teri tasweer toilet mein chupai rakhi hai! Deedar ho tera bar bar isliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai…
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Aik dost dosre se : Mein car may ja raha tha ke dakoon ne meri car rok li, Meri ghari aur naqdi cheen li yahan tak ke meri car bhi cheen lii. Dosra doost : Lekin tumhare pass to pistol thii na? Pehla dost : Shukar hai un ki nazar […]
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Police-Chor Se-” Wada Karo Aagey Se Kabhi Jeb Nahi Katoge ! Chor-“Mai Wada Karta Hun Ab Aagey Se Nahi Balke Pichhe Se Jeb Katunga..
Continue ReadingSardar talk about Snow Business
1st Sardar: Yaar koi aisa kaam bata jis main ziada profit ho ? 2nd Sardar: Aisa ker sardiyo’n mein sasti Baraf le ker garmiyo’n mein baich de …
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