2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya.Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon.Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya.Kisi ne pucha.“Kyon Maar Diya?”Usne maayusi se jawab diya.Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai. Zardar Celebrating His […]
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Aik Zardari mota taza tha,Jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha.Ding Dong.Ding Dong.Zardari ne beth k socha k,Bibi ko dengy dhoka.Bibi ko marengy goli,Or khaengy mulk main Ding Dong.Ding Dong.Ding Dong.Par Army bari siyani thiOr Zardari ki shamat aani thi.Par army bech se nikal gai,Kyon k mushrraf ki niyat badal […]
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Wife : Tum tou chahty ho k main mar jaon aur meri tamam cheezai’n tumhari ho jaye’n … Husband : Meri kismat ZARDARI jesi kahan??? Pehle Aata Mil Jata Tha..Ab Aatay k Liye Line Banani Parti HyAurHar Line Mai 3,4 Pathan Zaroor Hotay Hain Jeenay Doo Zardari
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Ba Adab Ba Mulahiza Hoshiyar Beghairat-e-Azam Badshah-e-Kanjaran Zaleel-ul-Mulk Shahenshah-e-Jooa Sardar-e-Haraami Asif Ali Zardari Aa rahy hain
Continue Reading2200. Ascii good morning sms
Ascii good morning sms,.+””-., ,.-“”+,G( -_-)(-_- )D Morning my best friend“”-.,?,.-“”Hve a wonderful Morning with a great big smile on ur face.
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3D sms messageCheck out the new 3D message below..…..…..…..…..…..“DDD”
Continue Reading2198. Friendship travel sms
Friendship travel smsFriendship is a One Way Road to be Travelled by Two,with Hand in Hand,To Care ,To Share,To Forgive ,To Love & Say Silently I’m Always with U
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real money fact in loveUnmaiyana matter: panam iruntha setha kathaliku kuda Tajmagal kattalam…aana panam illana uyir ulla kathaliku Thali kuda katta mudiyadhu..
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cheer up smsWen u feel GOD is rubbing u agaist d rocks,dont tink dat u wil ruin down 2dust,its jst dat he is polishing a Gem,coz UR Precious
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actors comparisons smsTop physical structure comparisons: aamir khan stomach – 8 pack Surya stomach – 6pack. Vishal stomach -4 pack. VIJAYKANTH stomach – School BAG.:)
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BRAIN TUMOR mr bean smsDoctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?Doctor: Then why are you so happy?Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I […]
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Starring : Alyssa Milano … Patty MontanariJason Gedrick … Frank RussoJames Caan … Salvatore PalmeriAlessandro Costantini … Joey MontanariDevon Graye … NinoTommy Lioutas … NinoZak Longo … Mouse RussoHeather Hanson … JuneAnthony Melchiorri … Uncle TitoGina Wilkinson … Mary RussoTulsi Balram … SingerSima Fisher … WaitressGabriel Hogan … Robert WilsonTony […]
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Starring : Hye-jin Shim … Choi, Mi-sookJin-geun Kim … Kim, Do-ilOh-bin Mun … Kim, Jin-seongNa-yoon Jeong … Min-ji Director : Ki-hyeong Park Download : Download Part 1Download Part 2Download Part 3Download Part 4
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Pathan ka shair;-Na Botal main, Na jaar main, Na hotel main na baar main.Na bike pe Na car main. . Na Ishq mein Na Pyar mein.Jo maza hay “NASWAR” mein 1 pathan dozkh se nikla,Chupkay sy janat me dakhil ho gaya,Farishtay ny bohat mara,Pathan: Oh bhai main janati hon,dozakh main […]
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Q: During Marriage ceremony why is thebridegroom made to sit on the horse? A: He is given his last chance torun away…!! Man at medical store:I need poisonChemist: I can’t sell you that Man shows his marriage certificate Chemist: Oh! sorry,I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
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