Funny SMS pait kharab hai poooN poOOn!..Bhooo Bhoo!Bhoo Bhooo!….padar padar!….Pacharrr!Pacharrr!…Phoor phorPhooOss!Phoooss! hat jaoo mere SMS ka pait kharab hai!
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Islamic SMS Messages ALLAH Maddad lafz ALLAh sadilon ko sukoon milta hai,Nigah-e-fikr to taza sha’ur milta hai,naeeb kesa bhi ho ya ALLAH maddad keh karALLAH se jo kuch bhi maango zaroor milta hai.
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GOOD MORNING SMS A true friend is not like the rain which pours & goes away. A true friend is like the air. Sometimes silent but always around u. Gud Morning » ‘Talking once with a genius is equal to the knowledge of reading books for one month’ is a […]
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GOOD LUCK SMS Take good care of yourself, friend. We hope to see you up and running and back at Kommies again. The place just isn’t the same without you. » Heard you were feeling out of a Quack …… Hope you are up & Splashing Soon. » You are […]
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GETWELL SOON SMS Take good care of yourself, friend. We hope to see you up and running and back at Kommies again. The place just isn’t the same without you. » Heard you were feeling out of a Quack …… Hope you are up & Splashing Soon. » You are […]
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FUUNY URDU SMS Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila khila jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila » TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho, JALEBI ki […]
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FUNNY SMS When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should only i suffer!!! » When I was born Devil said…Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said …Oh Shit!!!!Competition…!!! …. » Fill in the blank…Im […]
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FLIRT SMS Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams r endless, memories are timeless and a friend like u is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless » If you are in tension, If nothing seems right, If u find no way out, Then just think of me only once, I […]
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My eyes reacted My mind was attracted, My heart was affected, Thousands were rejected, But u alone were selected !!
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Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While Memories can be kept in a file A desert can replace the Nile But… Nothing can stop a smile when ur name appears on my mobile.
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January 18, 2009, marks the final day of a weeklong auction in which auto giant General Motors (GM) sells off historic cars from its Heritage Collection. GM sold around 200 vehicles at the Scottsdale, Arizona, auction, including a 1996 Buick Blackhawk concept car for $522,500, a 1969 Chevrolet Camaro ZL-1 […]
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******************************************** Teacher : Johnny, NameOne Important Thingwe Have Today thatwe Didn’t HaveTen Years Ago. ….Johnny : Me.! ********************************************While teachingProfessor’s hands werein his trousers pockets.Girls were laughing at himSmart Professor replied-Girls,what is in YourMind is Not in My Hands******************************************** Teacher : If your father earned Six Lakhs a Month and Gave […]
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Interviewer – What is a skeleton.?Pappu- Skeleton isa person who started dieting but forgot tostop it…
Continue ReadingFact of life SMS
********************************************Fact of life:-Whom u don’t want today,u will need them tomorrow& whom u rejecttoday they wont accept u 2moro.Dont hate & avoid any1.Its a very short life.********************************************Truth of life . . .”We make them cry who care for us,We cry for them who never care for usandwe care for them […]
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A lucky star dropped on the Earth 1 night it asked me what did i want a million dollars or a true friend i choose a million dollars becoz i already have U» FRIENDSHIP IZ VAST LIKE UNIVERSE, IT IZ DEEP LIKE SEA, IT IZ HIGH LIKE SKY, IT IZ […]
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