******************************************** A Scientist disconnectedhis Doorbell. Do you know why.?Bcoz,He wanted to Winthe No-Bell Prize.. ******************************************** …Sign on the door ofa Toilet in this timeof recession…., Conserve Toilet Paper…Use Both the sides :) ******************************************** ;(CHANGE is Good. . .Especially..when you..Take a Bus. . . . :) ******************************************** ; (CHANGE is Good. […]
Continue ReadingFact SMS
FACT :A Hen with Red Earlobeswill produceBrown Eggsand a Hen withWhiteEarlobes will produce White Eggs.
Good Afternoon sms
********************************************A friend is someone who knows all about you and still likes you…!!!good after noon********************************************
Good Morning SMS
******************************************** An early morning msg does not mean that I am disturbing u. It means u r d best person about whom i am thinking after opening my eyes..Good morn ******************************************** CHANGE Does Not Happen When Circumstances IMPROVE, Change HAPPENS WhenYOU DECIDE to Improve Your Circumstances.$Have a Nice Day.******************************************** Chicken […]
Health SMS
******************************************** Coconut and Banana a day keeps, Cancer away.An Apple a day keepsthe Doctor away.Lemon a day keeps,Fat away.Cup of Milk a day keeps,Bone problems away.3 Litres of Water a day keeps, Diseases away.My Messages Every daykeeps Your Worries Away. ******************************************** Do not talk More than18 Mins. over Telephoneand12 Mins […]
Good Night SMS
******************************************** ,– / ,– ,– –.’-. / /- /- /–‘–‘ ‘- ‘– ‘-Well…. Good Night…. Sweet dreams…. ******************************************** “SPECIAL”friendS-supports uP-prays 4 uE-encourages uC-cares 4 uI -inspires uA-advises uL-loves uHope we remain ‘Special always!” Good 9t.. ******************************************** A simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE […]
Joke SMS
******************************************** Boys go to College toDevelop their mind; but, Girls go to College toCatch them Beforethis Happens. ******************************************** Brain Damaging Habits.! 1. No Break fast, 2. Over eating, 3. Smoking, 4. High sugar consumption, 5. Air pollution 6. Sleep deprivation, 7. Head covered while sleeping, 8. Working your brain during […]
Tamil Kavithaigal SMS
******************************************** (–Kaathali–)Thookkathil unnaipatrininaipaval….! (–Amma—) Thoongaamal unnaipatrininaipaval….! so love your mother . ********************************************
Love SMS
******************************************** Boys lovekkum! Girls lovekkum! oru different irukku.. BOYS: Friendunu sollittu love pannuvanga.. GIRLS: Love pannittu friendunu solluvanga. …. ******************************************** Even a GraveyardLooks Beautiful whenTrue Love Sleepsin it…! ¤TAJMAHAL¤ ******************************************** KADALAN : Naan Saappidum pothellam un ninaiputhan varuthu chellam. KATHALI : Naan kai kazhuvum pothellam un ninaiputhan varuthuda. Be carefull […]
Tamil Jokes SMS
******************************************** Lovers plan Suicide.Boy jumps First.Girl Closed her eyes and returned.Boy in air OpensParachute and says“Theriyum deeunga thilaalangadi vealai”. ******************************************** 2day’s kodura MOKKAI. What would you call a girl driving a car?. Pen Drive!!!..:-) ******************************************** A Rat came to a houseand ate all the fruitsand went away,butleft just One fruit.That […]
Quote SMS
******************************************** A Great Quote :’Life is Not aboutthe peoplewho acttrue to your face…It’s about the peoplewho remain truebehind your back’.. ******************************************** Few good Quotes :->Deepest feelings always show itself in silence.->There is no true love without possessiveness.->A thing lost is valuedthe most… ******************************************** Mother Terasa :”Don’t expect yourFRIEND to be […]
New year wish SMS
*********************************************Noformalities……..**No artificial wishes….**No decorative words…*just from the deepest of “*my soul*” ““*HAPPY*”“X’MAZ”“*& !!”*NEW*”-“*YEAR”-“*Ì thìñk ìäm thè -1$t pèr$óñ 2 wìì$h ýøú.!********************************************
T-Shirt Quote SMS
********************************************’ We are all in the gutter;but some of us are looking at the stars.’ ******************************************** An old man’s t-shirt Quote read:” I am not 60,I am 16 with 44 years of experience”Thats attitude…think different.. ******************************************** A T-Shirt Quote :“If I could rearrangethe alphabets, I’ll put U and I Together.” […]
Truth SMS
******************************************** Do you know Why?theNo. of Emergency Ambulance is 108 inwhole World.?Because when weAdd Our Birth Yearand Current Age itmakes108Like Year 85 + Age 23=108 ******************************************** Truth of life . . .”We make them cry who care for us,We cry for them who never care for usandwe care for them […]
Question & Answer SMS
******************************************** Question :i+opposite of w + initial of ice + twice of d letterb4 T + 3/4 of x + 15th letter + 1/2 of 0 .Find d answer if u r a genius ********************************************Answer Below :But Try Again.!Find a 5-digit No.in which the Last no.is theSum of the1st. 2nd. […]