Allways keep your LOVER’S photo in your purse. When ever you are in big trouble see the photo. You will feel that No other problem bigger than this.
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Allways keep your LOVER’S photo in your purse.
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Category Archives: Mobile Sms Messages
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The wind
The wind The wind The naughty wind That blows the girl’s skirt high But the nature is clever It sends dust with the wind To close the boy’s eyes.”;-)
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Sardar jee failed in Medical Entrance Exam
Sardar jee failed in Medical Entrance Exam as he gave the folowing definitions: *Antibody: Against every1.*Artery: Study of fine paintings.*Genes: Blue denim.*Hymen: Greeting to several males.*Labour pain: Hurt at work.*Liposuction: French kiss.*Microbes: Small dresing gowns.*Cardiology: Advance study of playing cards*Cat scan: Searching 4 lost kitty.*Coma: Punctuation mark.*Bacteria: Back door to […]
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Uloo banane ke methods
1st APRIL ko logon ko uloo banane ke 7 tarike:……… Ye tha pehla tarika baki Baad main.
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I Love U
In larkion se dil lagana ek bhool hai In k peeche itna bhagna fazool hai Jis din kisi larki ne keh diya “I LOVE U” Tou samajh jana us din APRIL FOOL hai.
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Tum
Mein piyasa aur tum paani ho, Mein kalam aur tum kahani ho, Wah Wah Jab poocha tumhare gali ke bachon se to pata chala ke Tum to sab ki Nani ho..
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Limo Pani
Tum se nazar milaon kaise o jani Wah Wah kya kehna hai Tum se nazar milaon kaise o jani This shair is brought to you by Sunsip Limo Pani…
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Bhool
Bhool shayed bohot bari kar li, Dil ne duniya se dosti kar li, Tum mohabat ko khail kehte ho, Hum ne barbaad zindagi kar li.. Us ne dekha bari inayat se, Ankhon ankhon mein baat bhi kar li, Ashiqi mein bohot zaroori hai, Bewafayi kabhie kabhie kar li, Hum nahi […]
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Chand ki mehfil
Gareeb samjh ker utha diya us ne apni mehfil se Faraz.. Kya chand ki mehfil mein sitare nahi hote…
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Dawa kiu nahi…!
Dil Torne Walon Ko Saza Kiu Nahi, Har Kisi Ko Pyar Ki Dua Kiu Nahi, Log Kehte Hain Ishq To Ek Bimari Hai, Phir Medical Mein Uski Dawa Kyu Nahi…
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Bottles
Sharabi to Moulana: Aap meri sharaab chhurwa sakte hen? Moulana: Han , kyun nahi… Sharabi: Police ne meri Sharab ki 20 Bottles pakri hen , unhe chhurwa do..
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Larka aur larki
Larka achanak Larki ko dekh ker kehta hai: Lafz Tere, Geet Mere, Ghazal koi Sunaon kya? Larki: Haath Mere, Gaal Tere, Kaan ke Neechy Bajaun kya.
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Best Cosmetics
For lips is “Truth” For voice is “Prayer” For eyes is “Hayaa” For face is “Wuzu” For hand is “Charity” For heart is “Fear of ALLAH”..
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Three precious things in life….
Always take care of three things in Life: 1) Trust 2) Promise 3) Relation.. Because thay don’t make noise when they break..!
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