Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai. Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai. Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai.
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Beggers’s GirlFriend
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Category Archives: Mobile Sms Messages
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Three method to become a Sucessful Man…
Kamiyab Insan banne ke 3 tareeqe: 1. 2. 3. Bhootni ke, Pehle insan to banja. Phir sochiyo kamiyab hone ka…
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Account has been recharged…
Your account has been recharged successfully with Rs 85.91. Your new balance is now Rs 129.74. Aha! Chehra tu dekho jaisay pathan ko niswar mil gai ho.
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PONKA….
Aap ko meri taraf se, Aur merey tamam friends ki taraf se, Aur merey office walon ki taraf se, Aur 17 Carore pakistanio ki taraf se, * * PONKA….
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Mortien…
Pathan 2 his wife: Begum Munnay ne Kakroch kha liya! Wife: Haye Rabba! Jaldi doctor ko bulao, Pathan: Tu tension na ley, Mein ne Munnay ko Mortien pila di hai.
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13 August
Pathan: ALLAH ka lakh lakh shukar hai ke, Pakistan 13 August ko azaad nahi hua, Dost: (Heran hote hue): Kiu? Pathan: Phir hum 14 August kaise manatay…..
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Dolat Khan
EK Pathan Office Ke 25th Floor Pe Tha; Ek Aadmi Bola : Dolat Khan Tumhari Beti Ghar Se Bhaag Gayi Hai? Ye Sunte Hi Usne 25th Floor Se Jump Laga Di Girte Huey 15th Floor k pass usay Yaad Aaya k us Ki Koi Beti Nahi Hai. 10th Floor Pe […]
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Train Accident Case
Aik Train ulatnay ka Case Adalat mein tha. Train ka Driver jo ke Pathan tha, Us se Poocha ke tumne Train Patri se kiu Utarai?? Pathan: O yaara aik banda samnay aa gaya tha to brake marne ka time nahi tha. Hamara Assistant ne bola ke is ke oper char […]
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Pathan with rickshaw…
Aik Pathan apne Rickshy ke saath khara tha, Aik Aadmi aaya aur Poocha: Khan Bhai Iqbal Town jao ge?? Khan: Mein to chala jaaon ga lekin mere Rickshy ka kon khayal rakhe ga?
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Dost ke bina…!!
Doori Ho To Ehsas Hota Hai, Dost ke Bina Jiwan kitna Udaas Hota Hai. Umar Ho Apki Sitaro Jitni Lambi, Aisa Dost kahan Har kisi ke Pas Hota Hai.
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Bandhan..
Alfaz k jhooty bndhn mai,., Aghraz k gehry prdon mai,., Hr shakhs Mohabat krta hai,., Hanla k MOHABAT kuch b nhi,., Sb jhooty rishty naaty hain,., Sb dil rakhny ki baten hain,., Kb kon ksi ka hota hai,., Sb asli roop chhupaty hain,., Ehsas sy khali log yehan,., Lfzon k […]
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DiL-e-Beemar
Tu kahin bi rahy sir pr teRy ilzam to ha, Tere hathon ki lakeeron men mera naam to ha, Tu mujhe apna bana ya na bana teri khushi, Tu zamany men mery naam se bdnaam to ha, Mere hissy mein koi jaam na aaya na sahi, Teri mehfil men mery […]
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Logo main kabhi aam na hone deta….
Agar hota mere hath main nizame qudrat Main teri galiyon main sham na hone deta Agar hoti tujh se meri Shanasai Main tumhy logo main kabhi aam na hone deta….
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Petrol’s Rate…
Petrol ke rate badhne par santa bola: “menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.”
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Salam kehna…
Girl: Ager tum mujh se shaadi karna chahte ho to tumhe mere mummy papa ko khush karna ho ga.. Boy: Haan mein karoon ga, Mujhe kya karna ho ga?? Mein apni jaan tak de sakta hoon. Kaho. Girl: Tumhe her hafte mummy ko 20 Kg ata dena ho ga, Aur […]
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