Love SMS / Be my Valentine


collection of valentines day sms heart What the heart gives away is never gone, but kept in the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn. Love you from the core of my heart. Be my Valentine!


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new Funny SMS / SHAETAN


Latest Funny SMS apun ko BOSS SHAETAN” ne pocha kisiNAIKShakhs ka number do apun us ko tang karega.Main ne AP ka number dia to SHAITAN bola.A mamo apun ko BOSS se panga nahi lene ka!


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Sherry Rehamn Funny SMS / Mat ro Zardari


Zardari Funny SMS Shereen Rehman baqi hai Mat ro Zardari abhi jaan baqi hai,Tere liye to pura Pakistan baqi hai,Bibi mar gai to kia hoa,Abhi Shereen Rehman baqi hai


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Pathan Jokes / 13 August


Pathan Hindi SMS 14 August Pathan: ALLAH ka lakh lakh shukar hai ke, Pakistan 13 August ko azaad nahi hua, Dost: (Heran hote hue): Q? Pathan: Phir hum 14 August kaise manatay…


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Pathan SMS Jokes / Wakeel


Pathan text sms Adalat Aik Train ulatnay ka Case Adalat mein tha. Train ka Driver jo ke Pathan tha, Us se Poocha ke tumne Train Patri se kiu Utarai?? Pathan: O yaara aik banda samnay aa gaya tha to brake marne ka time nahi tha. Hamara Assistant ne bola ke […]


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Urdu Pathan SMS / Goli maar de


Latest Pathan SMS Khudkushi Pathan: Khudkushi per taqreer kar raha tha. Jazbati ho kar kehne laga, Khudkushi Haram hai, Zulm hai, Gunah hai, Is se behter hai ke insan apne aap ko Goli maar de…


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Pathan Funny SMS / hamara b.v


New Pathan SMS saga behan Pathan: Yaara hamara b.v hum ko chor k chala gaya. Friend: Tum us ko piyar nhi kerta ho ga. Pathan: O nhi oye, Qasam Khuda ka, saga behan samjhta tha uss ko


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Gilani New SMS / 25 behan bhai


Gilani Text messages family planning Gilani: Hum 25 behan bhai hai. Friend: Kia aap kay ghar family planning walay nahi aatey. Gilani: Aaye they school samajh kar chaley gay


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Funny SMS text messages / Honton se


Funny Text messages saanon mein aag Honton se jo tujhe choo liya hai, Is ka ehsas ab tak hai, Aankhein nam hein aur saanon mein aag ab tak hai, Pata hai kiu? . . HARI MIRCH khao gey to aisa hi ho ga na..


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Funny SMS / Teacher


Funny Urdu SMS joota Teacher: Tum late kiu aaye ho? Student: Ammi abbu larh rahe thay. Teacher: Woh larh rahe thay to tum kiu late aaye? Student: Mera aik joota ammi ke pass tha aik abbu ke pass


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Gilani Urdu SMS / Telephone


Gilani Funny SMS dusri shaadi Gilani on telephone: Maa ek Khush Khabri hai.Maa: Kya Khush Khabri hai?Gilani: Aaj hum do se teen ho gaye.Maa: Mubarak ho.. Ladka hua ya ladki?Gilani: Meri biwi ne dusri shaadi karli hai.


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