Hindi Funny Sardar SMS computer Sardar: Yar mujhe 1 hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye. Sales man: Magar computer me inka kya kaam? Sardar: Oye yaar mujhe computer me windows lagani hai
Urdu Funny Sardar SMS Police Police: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phaasi di jayegi. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Police: Kyon hasn rahe ho? Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hun.
English Funny Sardar SMS In bio practical Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only? Sardar: I don’t know. Examiner: You r failed, what’s your name? Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
Funny SMS pait kharab hai poooN poOOn!..Bhooo Bhoo!Bhoo Bhooo!….padar padar!….Pacharrr!Pacharrr!…Phoor phorPhooOss!Phoooss! hat jaoo mere SMS ka pait kharab hai!
Islamic SMS Messages ALLAH Maddad lafz ALLAh sadilon ko sukoon milta hai,Nigah-e-fikr to taza sha’ur milta hai,naeeb kesa bhi ho ya ALLAH maddad keh karALLAH se jo kuch bhi maango zaroor milta hai.
Funny SMS Text Messages girl friend apni zindagi se kuch pal de do mjheaj na sahi apna kal de do mjhekhushi do na do marzi tumhariapni kisi achi si girl friend ka Number de do mjhe
English Adult SMS Text Messages Right Hand Your Wife is ur right hand But when ur Wife is goneUr right hand neighbor becomes ur Wife, When ur right hand neighbor is also goneUr right hand becomes ur Wife.
English Adult SMS Four Animals & Women Four Animals found in women’s pantyA PUSSY,HARE,an ASS&…Occasionally a COCK
English Funny Adult SMS Manstural cycle Major Rohail: Want to have sex. Anti Misba: I m having Menstrual Cycle. Major Rohail: Oh acha I have Honda CD 70
Funny Adult SMS Milking Machine & Major Rohail Once Major Rohail tried cow’s milking machine on his penis He had a lot of fun,but when he was not able to remove it He fainted after reading manual “Auto Release after 5 liters”
English Adult SMS AUNTI MISBA’S HORROR SCOPE Mon:Wear thick bra,it’s chili out side,so ur niples may get hard Tue:Avoid lukin at boys,cause u may find sm thing geting wet b/n ur legs Wed:5,6&7 r ur lucky #sSo keep a measuring tape with u Thu:It’s gud day 4 u to achieve […]
Adult SMS ZARURAT-E-RISHTA Anti Misba Age 45 Divorced after 30 years of marriage NO kids Still Virgin/Zero meter(Medical Certificate Attached) X-Wife of….PHATAN Major
Hindi Adult SMS Stage Anti Misba ne stage pr aa kr dance kyaSbne taali bjaiAnti Misba ne kapre uttar k dance kyaKse ne talli nhe bjai…Ek haath se talli nhe bjti
Funny Adult SMS SEX scene Parrosi to Major Rohail:Raat teri khirki khilli CMe bhabi de te tera SEX scene veikh lya, Major Rohail: Lay haath sutt,Me ty raati ghar e nhe C
Adult SMS Text Messages JUNG KA MEEDAN Major Rohail ke maa boarder prapni tange khool k leet gae Nxt day in news Two Pirthvi meezail&Three Akash tanksMISSING
