Urdu Love SMS Charagh-e-Aftab gum Charagh-e-Aftab gum,Bari haseen raat thi. Shabab ka naqab gum,Bari haseen raat thi. Mujhe pila rahay thay woh,Ke khud hi shama bujh gayi. Glass gum, Sharab gum,Bari haseen raat thi. Labon se lab jo mil gaye,Labon se Lab jo sil gaye, Sawal gum, Jawab gum,Bari haseen […]
Funny Urdu SMS Bush Aur Obama Ab Bush ke baad Obama Zara sambhal ke Qadam rakhna Iraq me Obama Bush ko pare hai joote Tera to utar dein ge Pajama.
Santa Banta English SMS Two Wheelers Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto? Santa: Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only.
Santa Banta SMS Jokes Doctor Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye? Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.
Send Me Sms female SMS ki murdamshumari,Agar aap male hain to 2 sms kerain,Agar aap female hain to 1 sms kerain,Agar apnay aap per shak hai to koi sms na kerain.
Funny Adult SMS Angry Husband Angry Husband : Aaj tak Tum Kitny logon k Sath Soi Ho ?? Wife : Such Boloon to sirf app k sath soi hon baqi sabhi k sath SARI SARI RAT JAGI HON…
Funny Adult Sms galib Shiddat se mujhe ansu bahane day aj galib………..Ek he TRIPPLE thi computer mein woh bhi delete hogayi
Funny Sms office Aik khobsort khaton ne pasport k lie office m application di, Klark ne application form parha or kaha;- “apne aik bachy ki umer aik sal likhi hy 2ry bachay ki Umr 6 saAL Likhi hai,Jab K Apnay Ye Bhi Likha Hai Ap K Husband 6 SaAL Pehlay […]
Adult Funny SMS Jokes suhag raat Ek bona suhag raat walay din apne room mein gaya aur biwi se kaha: Chal ghori ban Biwi boli bohat jaldi ho rahi hai kya? Bona: Abay gate ki kundi lagani hai.
Urdu Funny SMS Speed Ek Taxi Driver Buhat Taiz Drive Kr Raha Tha,Peechay Bethay Huay Sahib Bolay:“O“ Bhai Ahista Taxi Chalao Main 12 Bachoon Ka Baap Hoon.Driver:Apni Speed Dekhi Hai?Jo Meri Speed per Aitraaz Kr Rahay Ho
Funny Sms Didaar Zamane ki darr se us ki tasweer toilet me chopa rakkhi hai. Didaar ho uska barbar isliye julaab ki goli kha rakki hai.
Funny Adult Sms dont mind If u dont mind If u dont feel bad If dont hesitate Please…… give me a K ki kis kiss kiss…… kissan cooking oil bottle just RS.250 only
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Insult Text Messages Palang Pe Shiyari Se Tujhe Koi Kam Nai,Tu Qatal B Karde Tu Tujh Pe Elzam NaiKabhi Tu Ayega Tu Mere Ghar Dawat KhanePalang Pe Lita K Na Choda Tu Mera Naam Nai,
New Funny Insult SMS meri DUA hAi meri DUA hAiKtUmhe. . . MeEnAr-E-PAKISTAN jEsi LAmbi zindAgi milAy. . . hEr bAndA 5 rUpEy dEy kAr. . . tUmhAry OpEr chArhy……. ;->
