Insult Funny SMS / sojata

Funny Insult SMS sojata Tum duniya k un chandh insano mein se1 ho jinko dekh k unka abba kehta hai.? . . K. .Kash Us din “main jaldi sojata“


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Adult Funny SMS / Saas Dulhun

Funny Adult SMS Saas Dulhun Shadi k 7 din baad,Saas Dulhun say: Kia tum nay meri di hue sari pehni? Dulhun:- Wo mujhay 7 din se shalwar nhi pahnne de rahey!Aap ko sari ki parri hay.,.,


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Text Funny SMS / Alvida

Funny Text SMS Alvida Aasmaan KoAlvida Kese Kaho Ge..? . , . , . TaTa_Sky !


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Hindi Funny SMS / Mallika

New Hindi Funny SMS / Mallika Incumtax Officer Has Raha ThaClerk : Kya HuaOffi : Mallika Ka Letter HaiC : Toh?O : Kapde Pehanti Nahi Or Laundry Ka Bill1 Lac Banaya Hai


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Latest Funny SMS Judge Aur Chor

New Funny SMS Judge Aur Chor Judge: Kya Tum Jail Gye Ho..? Chor: Ji Nahi, Hujur! Judge: To Isme Rone Ki Kya Baat Hai Abhi Bhej Dete Hai..!!


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Funny Adult SMS / 1 Lady

Adult Fun SMS 1 Lady Car Me Baithi 1 Lady Ne, 1 Bhikhari Ko 1 Rupya Dekar,Aasirvaad Dene Ko Kaha! Bhikhari:Car Me To Baithi Ho, Ab Kya Aasmaan Me Baithogi?


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New Adult SMS / 1 Saab Nay

Latest Adult SMS 1 Saab Nay 1 Saab Nay Apni Shadi Ki Movie Reveres Chala Kar Daki Wo Dekna Chata Ta K Adami “Azad“ Hotay Waqt Kasy Lagta Hay…


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Hindi Adult Messege / Thak

Adult Hindi Messege Thak ThakThakThak.G Kon?Ghar K Maalik Kahan Hain?Servant:Wo Safr Per Gaye Hain.Acha..!!Kya Aram Or Tafreeh K Liay Gaye Hain?“Servant: Nahi Sir, Meray Khyal Me Nahi,Kyun K Begum Sahiba Bhi Saath Gai Hain“


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Hindi Adult SMS Text Messages / Ek larkay ne

Hindi Adult SMS Messages Ek larkay ne Ek larkay ne apne baap k takiye k neeche viagara ki goli rakhi or sath paper rakh diya jis pe likha tha,Ager gift acha lagey to raat ko mere takiye k neeche 100 rs akh denasubha larkay ne dekha to 1100 rs they […]


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New Urdu Adult SMS / Ek Aourat

Latest Urdu Adult SMS Ek Aourat Ek aourat subha mohalay k hakeem k paas gayi or boli,Kia mere husband ko dawai aap ne de thee?Hakeem : haanAourat : to phuda bhe apni maa ka dena tha


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English Adult SMS / little brother

Adult SMS Text Messages little brother if u wanna little brother ……if u wanna little brother thenkick ur dad and fuck ur mother………


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Hindi Adult SMS / Guram Larki

Latest Hindi Adult SMS Guram Larki Guram Larki Batoon say mugh ko Kam nahe! Choot ko mari Aram nahe!!1 Sakoon main Ana Chahti hay! Choot Chudwana Chahti hay. Jano buss kar Ub batain too!!! Hathoon say uss day Sakoon. Phir jub Chary Garmi to undar dall day Apni Charmi Phir […]


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Urdu Adult SMS / Ek Aourat

Adult SMS text messages Ek aourat Ek aourat ki ankh soojhi hui the, parosan ne poocha kia hua? Aourat: mere husband ne mara hai parosan: lekin mere khayal se to tmhare husband delhi gaye hue hain Aourat mera bhe yehi khayal tha


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Funny SMS / Atif Aslam

Funny SMS Text Messages Atif Aslam Atif Aslam In An Exam“Kuch Is Tarah“ Kuch Is Tarah…Teri Copy Meri Copy Se Milday..Answer Teray Saray…Meray Paper Pe Chapa De… Tu Her Ghari Her Waqat SIR Ke Saath Raha Hai..Haan Ye Jisam Bloody Fool Kaanp Raha Hai… Jo Solution Hain Ye Teray..Unhain To […]


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Funny SMS / 2 Punjabi

Funny SMS Text Messages 2 Punjabi 2 Punjabi Titianic Film Daihk Rahay Thay.. Fil Khatam Howi To Dono Kehnay Lagay.“Laa Das Aaa Ki Fil Hoi“Film Khatam Ho Gai Per SULTAN RAHi Nai Aya.. Always SmilinG


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