Gilani Adult SMS / ullu


Gilani KE MAA KE DUA BMW,Blackberry,2 kanal defence Zardari ye sb kese..? . Gilani: “Ye sb mere maa ke dua hai Logo ke maa k pao me jnat hoti hai Mere maa ke tango me jnat hai”


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Shiri Rehman Funny SMS /


Anti Shiri SMS FAMILY Anti Shiri ka bhai,behnoy,Bhanja,Bhateja,Driver, Cook,Maali,Nokar,Doodhwala,Akhbar wala,… Sb k sb bhag gae . Kyo..? . Anti Shiri ke akloti kunwari beti jo pregnant ho gae


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urdu Funny SMS / Bush says


Hindi Funny SMS JOOTA nazar ata hay Now Bush says:Ek ajab sa manzar nazar ata ha, Aik shaks bhi hajoom nazar ata hay, Kahan ja kar karoon Pres conference, Har ek k hath ma JOOTA nazar ata hay


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Funny text messages / self respect


Funny SMS Bush ko agr joota Bush ko agr joota nahi laga to kya defect hai? Wah wah Bush ko agr joota nahin laga to kya defect hai? Aakhir jootay ki b koi self respect hai! Taaliyan!:


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Funny SMS / shiri rehman


new Funny SMS Arz kia ha Arz kia ha.. Karachi main agar agaye talibaan.. Wah wah.. Kia arz krdia ha mene karachi main agar agaye talibaan,, to kesi lage gi burqay main shiri rehman.


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Funny SMS text messages / MEDICAL STORE


hindi Funny SMS Dil todne walo Dil todne walo ko saza q nhi milti Hr kisiko pyar krne ki dua q nhi milti Log kehte hain ishq to ek bimari hai To phr MEDICAL STORE me iski dwa q ni milti ?


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urdu Funny SMS / shadi


New Funny SMS bura waqt jab kisi per bura waqt aata hai toh uske saare dost or uske saare khandan uske peche khara hota hai. yaken nahi aata toh kisi ki bhi shadi ka photo dekhlo.


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Sardar SMS / Pizza Hutt


sardar jokes pregnant wife A sardar was running with his pregnant wife,Who was about to deliver,When another sardar asked him:Oye woti nu ais haal vich le k kithay puj raya hain?He replied: Assi Pizza Hutt challey aan, Sunya aee othay free delivery hondi hai..


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Sardar SMS messages / jhatka laga


funny sardar sms punjab university BUS,,,Chali…jhatka laga…1 sardar 1 larki pe gira larki boli…bat tameez kya kr rahe ho …sardar bola punjab university ma B.COM kr raha hon..


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Latest Sardar SMS / kaghaz da jahaz


funny sardar sms sohni kuri sardar:Aj main apni class di sab tu sohni kuri phasai ae.frnd: o kiwein?Sardar: class lagi c..main kaghaz da jahaz bana k uda dita,O teacher de nak te ja wajeya.Oney ghussay wich pucheya k ae kinnay keeta?Main os kuri da naa le littaPhass gai vichari.


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sardar sms jokes / teacher


sardar sms / maths Sardar: maths vich fail kyo hoya?son: kaadi teacher kendi hai 3+5=8agle din kendi ay 4+4=8Fiar kendi ay 6+2=8Saali nu aap confirm nahi ty minu ki sikhana si?


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Funny Sardar Jokes / 5000 yrs old statue


Collection of Sardar Jokes broke a statue A sardar went to museum, There he broke a statue..Officer: u have broken a 5000 yrs old statue..!!Sardar: thankgod!Mainne laggaya k nawa c..


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