cigrate ek lanat he! jo hamarey nojawano ko tabah ker rahi hai..
Aao mil k is lanat ko khatm karain.

1 packet tum khatam karo
1 packet hum khatam karain

wife:mere abba jan jab gatay thay tu urtay parinday gir jatay thay
husband:kyon tumaharay abba jan moonh mai kartoos rakh kar gatay thay

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahin aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi buhut tight hai,Bol nikalun kiya tera lucky draw?
Bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamun.
sender CIRCUIT BHAI

Message karne se jo darte hain..
Call karne par jo marte hain..
Badluck to dekho meri…
AISE KANJUS dost mere hi palle padte hain,.