Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko le gaya.
guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya.

Sardar rail mein susu karne gaya.
Wapis aane par,wife :aapka paajama geela kaise hua?
Sardar,”vahan likha tha,shareer ka koyi angh baahar na nikaalen!!

1 sardar ke mother ke tabiyat kharab thi ,
jub hospital ley kar gaya to doctor naa kaha ka TEST hoon gaya .
sardar bolo “in ke AGE zidha haa TEST nahi ONEDAY karviaa laa!!!!!!!

Sardar darkhat per char gya
monkey: Darakht pe kyon aye ho
sardar: apple khanay
monkey: Par yeh to aam ka darakht hai
sardar: Tu apple sath laya hoon