A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta


A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishtaafter a month he got a letter“mian sahib” iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein. …..By Subir


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Newton ne apple niche girte dekha or Gravity ki khoj ki


Newton ne apple niche girte dekha or Gravity ki khoj ki,ye pucho ki 25 saal se TOILET Karta tha ,wo kya upar jata tha?sala chutiya bana gaya.


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Funny SMS text messages / Honton se


Funny Text messages saanon mein aag Honton se jo tujhe choo liya hai, Is ka ehsas ab tak hai, Aankhein nam hein aur saanon mein aag ab tak hai, Pata hai kiu? . . HARI MIRCH khao gey to aisa hi ho ga na..


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Funny SMS / Teacher


Funny Urdu SMS joota Teacher: Tum late kiu aaye ho? Student: Ammi abbu larh rahe thay. Teacher: Woh larh rahe thay to tum kiu late aaye? Student: Mera aik joota ammi ke pass tha aik abbu ke pass


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urdu Funny SMS / Bush says


Hindi Funny SMS JOOTA nazar ata hay Now Bush says:Ek ajab sa manzar nazar ata ha, Aik shaks bhi hajoom nazar ata hay, Kahan ja kar karoon Pres conference, Har ek k hath ma JOOTA nazar ata hay


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Funny text messages / self respect


Funny SMS Bush ko agr joota Bush ko agr joota nahi laga to kya defect hai? Wah wah Bush ko agr joota nahin laga to kya defect hai? Aakhir jootay ki b koi self respect hai! Taaliyan!:


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Funny SMS / shiri rehman


new Funny SMS Arz kia ha Arz kia ha.. Karachi main agar agaye talibaan.. Wah wah.. Kia arz krdia ha mene karachi main agar agaye talibaan,, to kesi lage gi burqay main shiri rehman.


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