Girls before marriage look like barbi DollAfter mariage beautiful DollAfter 1 year nice DollAfter 2 Years only Doll And After 3 Years panaDoll
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Girls before marriage look like barbi DollAfter mariage beautiful DollAfter 1 year nice DollAfter 2 Years only Doll And After 3 Years panaDoll
Subjiwala: madam ye 500 kanote blouse se nikala hai kya?Madam: hann par kaise laga?Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muhabhi bhi khula hua hai!
A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishtaafter a month he got a letter“mian sahib” iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein. …..By Subir
Newton ne apple niche girte dekha or Gravity ki khoj ki,ye pucho ki 25 saal se TOILET Karta tha ,wo kya upar jata tha?sala chutiya bana gaya.
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.
Aapke haath me mobile hai,Chehere pe khubh See smile hai,SMS ki aChchi khasi File hai,Phir bhi SMS nahi karte, yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai..?
Haqikat samjho ya afsana,apna samjho ya begana,Hamara apka rishta hai purana,isliye farz tha apko batana,Ke bakara id aa rahi hai,ab shuru kaar do ghas khana.
Funny Text messages saanon mein aag Honton se jo tujhe choo liya hai, Is ka ehsas ab tak hai, Aankhein nam hein aur saanon mein aag ab tak hai, Pata hai kiu? . . HARI MIRCH khao gey to aisa hi ho ga na..
Funny SMS Golden Words Ager tum jise pyar karte ho Usse Na pa sako to **** Us ka number mujhe de do , Kya pata mere saath set ho jaye…
Funny Urdu SMS joota Teacher: Tum late kiu aaye ho? Student: Ammi abbu larh rahe thay. Teacher: Woh larh rahe thay to tum kiu late aaye? Student: Mera aik joota ammi ke pass tha aik abbu ke pass
Hindi Funny SMS JOOTA nazar ata hay Now Bush says:Ek ajab sa manzar nazar ata ha, Aik shaks bhi hajoom nazar ata hay, Kahan ja kar karoon Pres conference, Har ek k hath ma JOOTA nazar ata hay
Funny SMS Bush ko agr joota Bush ko agr joota nahi laga to kya defect hai? Wah wah Bush ko agr joota nahin laga to kya defect hai? Aakhir jootay ki b koi self respect hai! Taaliyan!:
Funny SMS BUSH (‘.’)> <\\ _/ \_ NA EID MUBARAKNA BIRTH DAY NA NEW YEAR MUBARAK Sirf or sirfBUSH ko jota MUBARAK…
Funny Hindi SMS ptv news Tune meri muhabat meri doulat se janchi iqbal qureshi ptv news karachi..
new Funny SMS Arz kia ha Arz kia ha.. Karachi main agar agaye talibaan.. Wah wah.. Kia arz krdia ha mene karachi main agar agaye talibaan,, to kesi lage gi burqay main shiri rehman.