Man: Oye ! tera ek dant Blue kise ho gaya?Sardar: Yaar main ink lagayi hai.Man: kyon?Sardar: Kyon k aaj kal BLUE TOOTH bahut mashur hai
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Man: Oye ! tera ek dant Blue kise ho gaya?
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Sardar rail mein susu karne gaya
Sardar rail mein susu karne gaya.wife :Apka pajama geela kaise hua?Sardar,’vahan likha tha,sharer ka koyi angh baahar na nikaalen…!
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dolhan 2 sardar: Aaj mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad
dolhan 2 sardar: Aaj mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad rakhoon sardar saari raat gud gudi karta raha
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Sardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?
Sardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?SalesMan: PLAIN Me Dikhau?Sardar: Hawai Jahaaz Tak Jaane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Yahi Dikha Do na.
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Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai”
Sardar 2 hotel manager: “Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai” Manager: what can i do?Sardar: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai
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Sardar ko invitation mila ki party mein red tie pehan k ana hai.
Sardar ko invitation mila ki party mein red tie pehan k ana hai.Sardar party puhnchy to dekha .ki Ki.ki Logon ne pant shirt bhi pehni hoie hai.
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Sardar 2 his friend:I kiss my wife everyday before I go 2 office, & u..?
Sardar 2 his friend:I kiss my wife everyday before I go 2 office, & u..? Friend:I kiss after u go 2 office.. Sardar:ha ha I kiss 1st
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1 dafa sardar ji ko call aya
1 dafa sardar ji ko call ayaaur saddar ji ne phone uthaya aur kaha kontu dosri taraf se awaz ai may bool raha hootu sardar jii ne bola k kamal ho gaya dono taraf se mayhi bool raha hoo
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A sardar went 2 Pizza Hut.There he ordered a Pizza.
A sardar went 2 Pizza Hut.There he ordered a Pizza.The waiter asked him:sir shell i cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.Sardar replied:oye! 4 hi le aa yaar 8 to nahin khaye jayein gy.
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Son:papa 5+5 how much
Son:papa 5+5 how muchSardar:Ullehke patte, gadhe ke aulath, nalayath, besharam, tujhe kuchbi nahi ata,ja jake andarse caliculater la
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Sardar & his wife went 4 divorce
Sardar & his wife went 4 divorce Judge:U have 3 kids. How will u divide them? Sardar thinks & says ‘oye! Idea, We’ll come next year with 1 more’
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Sardar: “I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years
Sardar: “I sent love letters to my girlfriend everyday for 3 years”.Friend:Then what happened?Sardar:Nothing,she married the postman
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Public To Sardar : Logo Ne Aapko Q Mara ?
Public To Sardar : Logo Ne Aapko Q Mara ? Sardar : Yaar, Jeweller Ki Dukan Me Sales Girl Ko Puchha, ‘Sone Ka Rate Kya Hai…?’
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A drunk SARDAR fall from 2rd floor,
A drunk SARDAR fall from 2rd floor,People gathered and asked, kya hua ?He replied, ‘Pata nahi me bhi abhi niche aaya hun’
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Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English.Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’Teacher: What?Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.
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