Do you know all about April 1? Yes, I’m fooly aware of it! What’s the difference between Thanksgiving and April Fool’s Day? On one you’re thankful and on the other you’re prankful! Why is everyone so tired on April 1? Because they’ve just finished a long March! What’s the best […]
Q. What washes up on very small beaches? A. Microwaves! Q. What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it? A. A hole! Q. What goes through towns, up & over hills, but doesn’t move? A. The road! Q. How do you make a bandstand? A. Take […]
If you can’t be a pine on top of the hill,Be a scrub in the valley – but beThe best little scrub by the side of the hill,Be a bush, if you cannot be a tree. If you cannot be a bush, be a bit of the grassAnd some highway […]
01. TODAY I WILL NOT STRIKE BACK If some one is rude, if someone is impatient, if someone unkind….I will not respond in a like manner. 02. TODAY I WILL ASK GOD TO BLESS MY “ENEMY” If I come across someone who treats me harshly or unfairly. I will quietly […]
Oops! * Has anyone seen my watch? * That was some party last night. I can’t remember when I’ve been that drunk. * Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing! * Well this book doesn’t say that… What edition is your manual? * OK, now take a picture from […]
1. The word “queue” is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed. 2. Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon. 3. Of all the words in the English language, the […]
