What is confidence? think……. think…….. think it….. A 99 year old lady buying a sim card with life time validity
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What is confidence?
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Agar marwadi Ladkiya Papita Bechti To
Agar marwadi Ladkiya Papita Bechti To,Ladko Ka Bahut Fayda Hota. Kyu Ki Ladkiyo Ko Ye Aawaz Lagani Padti, Pappi To Le Lo… Pappi To Le Lo…
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What is common between KRISHNA,GANDHI & JESUS ?
Teacher: What is common between KRISHNA,GANDHI & JESUS ?SARDAR : ALL ARE bORN ON GOVERMENT HOLIDAYS.
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After de death of EMRAN HASHMI
After de death of EMRAN HASHMI what will be written on his grave ‘Do Not Disturb’ Soney de SAALE ko.Pehli baar akela so raha hai!
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ladhki k baap ne vidhai k time dulha se kaha
ladhki k baap ne vidhai k time dulha se kaha:“Beta ab humari izzat tumare haath mai hai”Dulha: Pareshaan mat ho aaj he loot longa
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Jab gabbar paida hua tab uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagaye
Jab gabbar paida hua tab uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagayeViru: kya hua?kambakht peda hote hi puch raha tha kitne admi the
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Ek larki darzi ki dukan pe jati hai aur pochti hai
Ek larki darzi ki dukan pe jati hai aur pochti hai,Gi yahan galay miltay hain?Darzi:waisay galay miltay tou nahi hain laykin ap kahti hain tou mil laytay hain.
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Girls hostel ki light chali jatti hai
Girls hostel ki light chali jatti hai ek larki complain office phone karti hai ‘Light chali gai hai, Aadmi bnaijo’Officer: ‘Aadmi nahi hai mombati se kaam chalao’
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Teacher sabse garam chez kia he
Teacher sabse garam chez kia hestudent: jalta howa bulbteacher: shabash woh kesestudent: meri mammi aik martaba mere papa se kehrahi thi k pehle bulb band karo phir mon men longi
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Man:Doctor Mujhe normal potti nahi aati
Man:Doctor Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye kya karu,Doctor:PoTTI KHA…!
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Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye
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Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar.
Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar.Viru: nahi Basantiin kutto ke samne chaddi mat utarna.Basanti: Viru dar mat maine chaddi pahni hi nahi hai…
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Man said passionately: Will you marry me?
Man said passionately: Will you marry me?My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What do you say? She said nothing but a week later, she became his mother!
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Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him.Do you understand me?Son: No.
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