Husband: Tumse shaadi karke Mujhe ek bahut bada faayafa hua hai. Wife: Woh kya? Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil Gayi….!
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Husband: Tumse shaadi karke Mujhe ek bahut bada faayafa hua hai
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Khidki se dekha to road pe koi nahi tha
Arz hai, Khidki se dekha to road pe koi nahi tha,Road par ja k dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha.
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Pappu Blood k bare me kitab padh raha tha
Pappu Blood k bare me kitab padh raha tha Bap ne Pucha: Q aaj ye kya padh rahe ho Pappu: Mujhe Doctor ne kaha hai ki mera kal BLOOD Test he
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Teacher: Kabir ka koi doha sunao ?
Teacher: Kabir ka koi doha sunao ? Little Marwadi Child: “Kabir salo bewakoof,Doho diyo banaye, Khud to salo khisak gayo,Manne diyo fasaye”.
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Whats Comman Between Barack Obama & Bus Conductor ?
Whats Comman Between Barack Obama & Bus Conductor ? …..They have Same Motto ” We NEED CHANGE”
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Nayi Dulhan ko Dulhe ne Suhagrat pe Muh Dikhai k Rs 25,000 Diye
Nayi Dulhan ko Dulhe ne Suhagrat pe Muh Dikhai k Rs 25,000 Diye,Dulhan ne Paise dekh kar pucha ” Kitne Log Hai”
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Akbar: Kal maine sapna Dekha ki tum Gobar me gir Gaye
Akbar: Kal maine sapna Dekha ki tum Gobar me gir Gaye aur mai Shehad(Honey) me! Birbal: Ji Maharaj Fir Mai Apko chatne laga Aur Aap Mujh
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Sms Karney K liye Kaam aain ge
25 paise 25 paise 25 paise 25 paise25 paise 25 paise 25 paise25 paise 25 paise Kiya dekh rahey hoChavaniya haiJeb me dal leSms Karney K liye Kaam aain ge
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Meri tabiyaat theek nahi hai
Meri tabiyaat theek nahi hai,Dr ko dhikhaya hai, Dr ne bola hai ki kisi kanjos ko SMS karo tabiyat theek ho jayegi,Aab kuch thek lag raha hai.
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Maut k baad yaad aa raha hai koi
Maut k baad yaad aaa raha hai koi,cigirate meri kabar par jala rahahai koi,yaa Khuda ! 2 pal ki mohalat aur de de mujay,Akelay Akelay suttay laga raha hai koi.
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Munna Bhai:Tuje pata hai smoking slow poison ka kaam karte hai
Munna Bhai:Tuje pata hai smoking slow poison ka kaam karte hai.Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai
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Papers ki roti,notes ka achar
Papers ki roti,notes ka achartubelight k kirne ,questions ki baharteachers ki dushmani ,dosto ka pyaarso mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar
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As we sail through life
As we sail through life,Don’t avoid Storms & Rough waters,Just let it PASS & Sail on,Because Calm Seas will never make Skilled Sailors
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When ever u want to know how rich u r?
When ever u want to know how rich u r?Donate and count ur money!just drop a tear & look around at the number of hands thatreach out to wipe your tears
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Speak less to people whom u love most
Speak less to people whom u love most,Because if they can’t understand ur silence,They can never understand your words
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