Pathan Jokes / Main teri Maa Hoti

Pathan Sms Main teri Maa Hoti Teacher: Main teri Maa Hoti Tou Main Tujhy 2 Din Main Sudhaar Deti … Pathan: Madam, Kal Tak Main Apne Papa Sy Mashwara Kar k Bata Doonga

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Student SMS Jokes / Ghajni dekhne k baad

Ghajni dekhne k baad Bhai Log!!! Ghajini dekhne k baad mujhe andaza hua hai k Aapka Bhai bhi AAMIR KHAN se kuch kam nahi hai. Main bhi parhta hon,Samajhta hon. Phir 15 minute k baad sab bhool jata hon.

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DIWALI SMS

DIWALI SMS 1: Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar » 2: Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar, By […]

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DECENT SMS

DECENT SMS 1: Destiny decides who you meet in your life…….but only your heart decides who gets to stay in your life. Treasure the one you wish to stay with and live… » 2: Someone somewhere dreams of your smile…and while thinking of you says life is worthwhile. So whenever […]

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CHRISTMAS SMS

CHRISTMAS SMS 1: New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year. » 2: if one night you wake up and a big fat male is […]

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CHRISTMAS SMS

CHRISTMAS SMS 1: New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year. » 2: if one night you wake up and a big fat male is […]

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ANNIVERSARY SMS

ANNIVERSARY SMS 1: Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You’ve given meYour love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary. » 2: Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and […]

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Tamil Wishes SMS

******************************************** Aallaallukku IppadiPeasaama IrundhaYeppadi.?Innum 5 Naall DhaanIrukkuYaaraavadhuAdvance Wishes Arambingappa.Naaney AarambikkareanADVANCE HAPPY DEEPAVALI ********************************************Doctor : 5’aam Number Patient Yeppadi Irukkaar.?..Nurse : Yennai Kootikkittu Oada Ready’aaIrukkaar Doctor.********************************************Doctor : Indha Operation Pannalainnaa Innum1 Maasaththila Nee SeththuduvaiyaaPatient : AndhaOru MaasamaavadhuNaan Uyiroada Irunduttu Poareaney DoctorPlease********************************************Father:Magale, sinna vayasula nee ennai APPA-nu kooppiduva., Ippo Yen DADDY-nu koopudra..?Daughter: […]

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BIRTHDAY SMS

BIRTHDAY SMS 1: Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? Its Your HAPPY BIRTHDAY » 2: MAY U B WOT U HOPE TO B, C ALL U WANT TO C… DO ALL WOT U WANT TO MAY YR EVERY WISH […]

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Valentine Day SMS collection

Don’t wait until it’s too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they’re gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won’t hear you anymore. Love isn’t a decision, it’s a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life […]

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WHAT IS BLUETOOTH TECHNOLOGY ? And why so popular now a days

Bluetooth, named after the renowned Danish King, Harold Bluetooth, is a short-range wireless connectivity standard. Bluetooth is capturing the minds of the present day technologists, as a technology enabler for the wireless unification of a wide variety of portable devices like mobile PCs, mobile phones and the like. It does […]

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Impossible WISHHHH…

A man was walking along a California beach when he stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it. Out popped a genie. The genie said, “Okay, okay…you released me from the lamp, blah blah blah blah blah! This is the fourth time this month and I’m […]

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