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Adult Text Messages / Karona
Adutl jokes karona My dear …….karona..plzzzzz…mujhe karona….. mujhe acha lagey ga….. plzzz.karona.hamari dosti ki kasam karo…..kar do naaa…….. kisi ko nahi pata chaley ga promise,,,,,,,, u trust me na……?Sirf 1 bar…. plzzzzzzzz kardona……..badaaaaa sa Sms
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EID SMS Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool,Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet,Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe…MUBARIK ho EID. » Do you know the Meaning of EID?I think it means “ENJOY in DUNIYA!!”So, In your life all moments bring EID for you….Wish […]
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DREAMS SMS 1: The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.” » 2: Dreams come true; without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them. » 3: Had I the heavens’ embroidered cloths,Enwrought with golden and silver light,The blue and the dim and […]
Continue ReadingInsult Text SMS / Palang Pe
Insult Text Messages Palang Pe Shiyari Se Tujhe Koi Kam Nai,Tu Qatal B Karde Tu Tujh Pe Elzam NaiKabhi Tu Ayega Tu Mere Ghar Dawat KhanePalang Pe Lita K Na Choda Tu Mera Naam Nai,
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New Funny Insult SMS meri DUA hAi meri DUA hAiKtUmhe. . . MeEnAr-E-PAKISTAN jEsi LAmbi zindAgi milAy. . . hEr bAndA 5 rUpEy dEy kAr. . . tUmhAry OpEr chArhy……. ;->
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Aik sardar ne Mobile ke saath aik kenchi bhi le li. Kisi ne poocha “Sardar jee a keri Science a” Sardar: O yar kadi kadi Call katni v pe jandi a…!
Continue ReadingInsult Funny SMS / sojata
Funny Insult SMS sojata Tum duniya k un chandh insano mein se1 ho jinko dekh k unka abba kehta hai.? . . K. .Kash Us din “main jaldi sojata“
Continue ReadingAdult Funny SMS / Saas Dulhun
Funny Adult SMS Saas Dulhun Shadi k 7 din baad,Saas Dulhun say: Kia tum nay meri di hue sari pehni? Dulhun:- Wo mujhay 7 din se shalwar nhi pahnne de rahey!Aap ko sari ki parri hay.,.,
Continue ReadingText Funny SMS / Alvida
Funny Text SMS Alvida Aasmaan KoAlvida Kese Kaho Ge..? . , . , . TaTa_Sky !
Continue ReadingHindi Funny SMS / Mallika
New Hindi Funny SMS / Mallika Incumtax Officer Has Raha ThaClerk : Kya HuaOffi : Mallika Ka Letter HaiC : Toh?O : Kapde Pehanti Nahi Or Laundry Ka Bill1 Lac Banaya Hai
Continue ReadingWafa ki talaash…!
Wafa ki talaash thi mujhe barson se “Faraz”……Bazar se jaa ke mein Kutta khareed laaya…!
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New Funny SMS Judge Aur Chor Judge: Kya Tum Jail Gye Ho..? Chor: Ji Nahi, Hujur! Judge: To Isme Rone Ki Kya Baat Hai Abhi Bhej Dete Hai..!!
Continue ReadingFull Corruption ki bari hai…
Full Corruption ki bari hai Kyn k ab Daur-r-Zardari hai Ab lutna mal sarkari hai Kyun k ab Daur-r-Zardari hai Ab aap ki izzat aapki apni zimadari hai Kyun k izat ka shikari Asif Ali Zardari hai Ab tabah qismat hamari hai Kynu k ab Nawaz Sharif ka bhai Asif […]
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Boy:Tum shadi k baad apnay liye alag ghar to nahi maango gi? Girl:Aray nahi!! tum apni amma ko alag ghar dila dena..
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