Happy Day SMS

************************************************Success is theability to get alongwith people andaheadof others.Good Morning.Have a SUCCESSFUL Day.Take Care.************************************************If the obstacle is below,jump over andif it’s above you,crawl under it.Good Morning.Have a LOVELY Day.Take Care.************************************************Everything happens to everybody sooner orlater,if there istime enough.Good Morning.Have a CHEERFUL Day.Take Care.************************************************Think of how stupidthe average person isand realisehalf […]

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LOVE SMS

LOVE SMS You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always… » L O V E L = Lake of SorrowsO […]

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Friendship SMS

******************************************* Lovely friendship is like standing on the wet cement, longer u stay harder it is 2 leave and if u try 2 go, u cant go without leaving ur footprint ******************************************* “If u trust sumone, trust till the end; whatever d results may be”In the end either u’ll have […]

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Shopping SMS

*******************************************Customer : Waiter, is this a Lamb chop or a Pork chop.? Waiter : Can’t you tell the Difference by Taste.?Customer: I Can’t.Waiter: Then does itreally matter?******************************************* Customer : Waiter, thissoup tastes FunnyWaiter: Funny? But thenWhy aren’t you Laughing.?*Waiter, Do you Serve Crabs? Waiter: Please sit, weServe Everyone*******************************************

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urdu Funny SMS / Number

Funny SMS Text Messages girl friend apni zindagi se kuch pal de do mjheaj na sahi apna kal de do mjhekhushi do na do marzi tumhariapni kisi achi si girl friend ka Number de do mjhe

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Reality of life SMS

************************************************ Reality of life:People dont change when u tell them better option,they change only when they realise there is no other option.! ************************************************A true message for life :-Care should be in Heart and not in Words…Anger should be in Words and not in Heart…************************************************“If you sweat more during practice, you […]

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English Adult SMS / Wife

English Adult SMS Text Messages Right Hand Your Wife is ur right hand But when ur Wife is goneUr right hand neighbor becomes ur Wife, When ur right hand neighbor is also goneUr right hand becomes ur Wife.

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Funny English Adult SMS / Honda CD 70

English Funny Adult SMS Manstural cycle Major Rohail: Want to have sex. Anti Misba: I m having Menstrual Cycle. Major Rohail: Oh acha I have Honda CD 70

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English Adult SMS / Milking Machine

Funny Adult SMS Milking Machine & Major Rohail Once Major Rohail tried cow’s milking machine on his penis He had a lot of fun,but when he was not able to remove it He fainted after reading manual “Auto Release after 5 liters”

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Adult SMS / HORROR SCOPE

English Adult SMS AUNTI MISBA’S HORROR SCOPE Mon:Wear thick bra,it’s chili out side,so ur niples may get hard Tue:Avoid lukin at boys,cause u may find sm thing geting wet b/n ur legs Wed:5,6&7 r ur lucky #sSo keep a measuring tape with u Thu:It’s gud day 4 u to achieve […]

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Funny Adult SMS / PHATAN Major

Adult SMS ZARURAT-E-RISHTA Anti Misba Age 45 Divorced after 30 years of marriage NO kids Still Virgin/Zero meter(Medical Certificate Attached) X-Wife of….PHATAN Major

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Adult SMS Messages Collection in Hindi / News

Adult SMS Text Messages JUNG KA MEEDAN Major Rohail ke maa boarder prapni tange khool k leet gae Nxt day in news Two Pirthvi meezail&Three Akash tanksMISSING

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