English Friendship SMS forget FRIENDSHIP isn’t how U forget but how U forgive,Not how U listen but how U Understand,Not what U see but how U feel,and not how U Let Go but how U hold on!
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Funny English SMS / 4 dinner
English Funny SMS PAY THE BILL I would love to take u out 4 dinner,Make u sit beside the candle light,Shower u with roses,and utter those 3 magical words in ur ear “PAY THE BILL”
Continue ReadingGood Morning SMS / Lest of Buck
Good Morning SMS Jokes MON’T DIND Mood Gorning! Lest of Buck. Ave a Dice Nay. Soli Yaar! Laat ko neeno pooli nai hui ishiliye Ispeling Fistake ho rahi hai. MON’T DIND…!
Continue ReadingEnglish Islamic SMS Namaz
Islamic SMS Namaz I have the Power,I have the Victory,I have the Prosperity,I have the Happiness,I have the Success,I have all that what you want, U need me and I need you,If you Love me Everybody will Love you.If you avoid me, you’ll be ruined soon. My Name Is NAMAAZ […]
Continue ReadingNew Urdu Love SMS / Bari haseen raat thi
Urdu Love SMS Charagh-e-Aftab gum Charagh-e-Aftab gum,Bari haseen raat thi. Shabab ka naqab gum,Bari haseen raat thi. Mujhe pila rahay thay woh,Ke khud hi shama bujh gayi. Glass gum, Sharab gum,Bari haseen raat thi. Labon se lab jo mil gaye,Labon se Lab jo sil gaye, Sawal gum, Jawab gum,Bari haseen […]
Continue ReadingUrdu Funny SMS / Iraq me Obama
Funny Urdu SMS Bush Aur Obama Ab Bush ke baad Obama Zara sambhal ke Qadam rakhna Iraq me Obama Bush ko pare hai joote Tera to utar dein ge Pajama.
Continue ReadingSanta Banta Sms Jokes / Wheelers
Santa Banta English SMS Two Wheelers Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto? Santa: Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only.
Continue ReadingSanta Banta Text Messages / operation
Santa Banta SMS Jokes Doctor Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye? Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.
Continue ReadingFunny Send Me SMS / Male
Send Me Sms female SMS ki murdamshumari,Agar aap male hain to 2 sms kerain,Agar aap female hain to 1 sms kerain,Agar apnay aap per shak hai to koi sms na kerain.
Continue ReadingAdult SMS Text Messages / Husband & Wife
Funny Adult SMS Angry Husband Angry Husband : Aaj tak Tum Kitny logon k Sath Soi Ho ?? Wife : Such Boloon to sirf app k sath soi hon baqi sabhi k sath SARI SARI RAT JAGI HON…
Continue ReadingAdult SMS Messages Collection In Hindi / TRIPPLE
Funny Adult Sms galib Shiddat se mujhe ansu bahane day aj galib………..Ek he TRIPPLE thi computer mein woh bhi delete hogayi
Continue ReadingNew Funny Sms Aik khobsort khaton
Funny Sms office Aik khobsort khaton ne pasport k lie office m application di, Klark ne application form parha or kaha;- “apne aik bachy ki umer aik sal likhi hy 2ry bachay ki Umr 6 saAL Likhi hai,Jab K Apnay Ye Bhi Likha Hai Ap K Husband 6 SaAL Pehlay […]
Continue ReadingFunny Adult SMS Jokes / Biwi
Adult Funny SMS Jokes suhag raat Ek bona suhag raat walay din apne room mein gaya aur biwi se kaha: Chal ghori ban Biwi boli bohat jaldi ho rahi hai kya? Bona: Abay gate ki kundi lagani hai.
Continue ReadingFunny Urdu Sms / Taxi Driver
Urdu Funny SMS Speed Ek Taxi Driver Buhat Taiz Drive Kr Raha Tha,Peechay Bethay Huay Sahib Bolay:“O“ Bhai Ahista Taxi Chalao Main 12 Bachoon Ka Baap Hoon.Driver:Apni Speed Dekhi Hai?Jo Meri Speed per Aitraaz Kr Rahay Ho
Continue ReadingFunny Text Messages / Tasweer
Funny Sms Didaar Zamane ki darr se us ki tasweer toilet me chopa rakkhi hai. Didaar ho uska barbar isliye julaab ki goli kha rakki hai.
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