Urdu Adult SMS Padosi Ek Aurat Apne Padosi K Sath Sex Kar Rahi ThiK Tbhi Uska Pati Aa Gaya Aur Padosi Ko Pitne Laga Patni Boli:Maro Aur Maro Prai Aurat Pe Hath Dalta HaiItne Me Padosi Uske Pati Ko Pitne Laga Patni Fir Boli:Maro Aur MaroNa Karta Hai Na Karne […]
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Adult Funny SMS / Bhosri k
Funny Adult SMS Larka larki 1 Larka larki chodne gayausne larki ko NANGA kiaAur ulta jhuka kar bola tumhari CHOOT pe to 1 bhi baal nahi hai kuin?Larki: Bhosri k chodne aya hai ya kangi kanre?
Continue ReadingHindi Insuld SMS / bewaafa
Insult Hindi SMS Sab dost Sab dost bhenchod bewaafa hogaye,Hum pehli baar apne mobile se khafa hogaye,1,2 SMS to kardo bharwoWarna log samjhienge k tum gandu is duniya se dafa hogaye.
Continue ReadingAdult Hindi Messege / Girl
Adult Hindi SMS larka girl: Mom kya yeh sach hai k larka jis jagah lund dalta hai bacha wahin se nikalta hai.mom: haain betigirl: Oh No, Kal to usne mere Muhh main dala tha.
Continue ReadingHindi Funny Adult SMS / Machli Aur Bachi
Adult Advice Sms Some more factx Machli aur bachi khud pakar k kaho to maza hai,Lun aur qanoon kabhi haath main mat lo,nokri aur tatton par laat nahi marni chahiye
Continue ReadingAdult Fun SMS / Ek Rani
Adult Hindi SMS Faraz Ek rani ne enam rakha ke jo usko 100 bar chode ga usse woh adhi saltanat uske naam kar degi.Bahut se log aae par koi bhi 100 bar chod nahi paya.phir ek din Faraz aya, lagatar 70 bar chodae kia jaraha tha .Rani ko laga ke […]
Continue ReadingAdult Text Messages / Mj Rohail
Adult Fun SMS CUSTOMER RELATION Major Rohail: ma ye kya kr rhe ho???? Maa: Beta customer se chudva rhe hu Mj Rohail: Mei tmhe esa nhe krne du ga Maa: kyu? Mj Rohail: Ye customer hmesha udhar kr jata hy
Continue ReadingAdult Hindi SMS / MENAR-E-PAKISTAN
Adult Hindi Messege MENAR-E-PAKISTAN Anti Misba Menar-e-Pakistan pe charh gye…..Menaar-e-Pakistan 4 inch lmba ho gya
Continue ReadingGood SMS
************************************************ Speaking much isa sign of vanity;for he that is lavishin words is aniggard in deed.Good Morning.Have a GREAT Day ************************************************ Success is theability to get alongwith people andaheadof others.Good Morning.Have a SUCCESSFUL Day.Take Care. ************************************************ If the obstacle is below,jump over andif it’s above you,crawl under it.Good Morning.Have a […]
Continue ReadingGeriatric Laugh SMS
************************************************Geriatric Laugh 01 :3 Very Old guys wereout walking.1st one says, Windy,isn’t it.? 2nd says, No, it’s Thursday. 3rd one says, So Am I.Let’s go Get a Beer.************************************************Geriatric Laugh 03 :An Old guy had Serious Hearing problems for Years. His Doctor fitted a latest Hearing Aid.He could now hear 100%Old […]
Continue ReadingPongal greetings SMS
******************************************* Aallaallukku IppadiPeasaama IrundhaYeppadi.?Innum 5 Naall DhaanIrukkuYaaraavadhuAdvance Wishes Arambingappa.Naaney Aarambikkarean ADVANCE Pongal Wishes ******************************************* ^\/^ ,;:;, ^\/^ / ,~~, \ /wish ‘””” you aADVANCE HAPPY PONGAL.first wishes is the Best wishes. *******************************************“Pongal”Super Offer3 sms Anuppinaal 1 sms Thiruppi Anuppapadum,Idhu sms Stock Ulla Varai Mattumey…5 sms’kku Mel Anuppum Adhirshta saaligallukkuOru Pic. […]
Continue ReadingChweet SMS
************************************************Everybody wants Happiness.Nobody wants Pain.But you cannotget a Rainbowwithout a little Rain…************************************************Future is Not somethingYOU Await,It is something YOUMust Create,Plan your Future inAdvance because,YOU will Spend theRest of your Life there.! :-(************************************************God does not test an Incapable person.If you are being tested,Be Happy.Because, God thinksyou are the most Capable and […]
Continue ReadingFunny Jokes SMS / Husband Wife
Funny SMS Husband Wife Husband: Aaj me tere kaan(ear) me dalonga.Wife: Nhi! me bharii hgo gyi to. Husband: Aaj tak goongi hui kya?
Continue ReadingAdult SMS Messages Collection In English / Flowers
English Adult SMS Text Messages New Flowers Ever Wonder why women wear panties with printed flowers? It’s a way of saying please:Water my Garden and sow seeds to grow new flowers.
Continue ReadingEnglish Adult SMS / Teacher To Student
Adult English SMS two type of sex Teacher to student: There is two type of sex on earth, male and female.Student: Teacher I know few more.Teacher: What?Student: Bedroom sex, bathroom sex and online sex…..
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