sms for Remembering UA Thousand Things Between UsLow Balance, Buzy Network, No Time, Heavy Work, etc.But still I have a Habit of Remembering U very often :-)
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Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,And it’s my New Year wish 4u Dear…Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.
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Tom Cruise Angelina Jolie Aishwarya Rai Arnold Jennifer Lopez Amitabh Bachhan & me.. All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year…
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Toofani baarish mein raat ko shop per aik aadmi Pizza lene aaya.. ShopKeeper: Aap shaadi shuda hein? Aadmi: Is toofani baarish mein kya meri Maa mujhe Pizza lene ke behje gi…
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U Fone paish karta hai 12 aanay package, Apne un “Jazz” sarfeen ke liye jin hon ne 1st september 2008 se apni “Telenor” sim istimal nahi ki “Warid” ka 100 wala card feed karo aur sab ke do… Mazeed tafsilaat ke liye apne “PTCL” se Dial karein 090078601 Telefun Telefun..
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Patient: Mujhe beemari hai. Na khaaon to Bhook lagti hai. Na Soun oto Neend aati hai. Aur ziyada kam kar loon to thak jata hoon. Doctor: Saari raat dhoop mein baitho theek ho jao gay.
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Aik choohay ko agar aik billi se love ho jaye to woh kon sa gaana gaaye ga? . . . . Very Simple Billo Rani… Kaho to abhi Jaan de doon.
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Murgi to anday deti hai. Anday to sufaid hote hein. Sufaid to dood bhi hota hai. Dood to bhains deti hai. Bhains to kali hoti hai. Kala to bangali bhi hota hai. Bangali to paan khaata hai. Paan to laal hota hai. Laal to gulaab bhi hota hai. Gulab mein […]
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Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai. Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai. Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai.
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Kamiyab Insan banne ke 3 tareeqe: 1. 2. 3. Bhootni ke, Pehle insan to banja. Phir sochiyo kamiyab hone ka…
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Your account has been recharged successfully with Rs 85.91. Your new balance is now Rs 129.74. Aha! Chehra tu dekho jaisay pathan ko niswar mil gai ho.
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Aap ko meri taraf se, Aur merey tamam friends ki taraf se, Aur merey office walon ki taraf se, Aur 17 Carore pakistanio ki taraf se, * * PONKA….
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Pathan 2 his wife: Begum Munnay ne Kakroch kha liya! Wife: Haye Rabba! Jaldi doctor ko bulao, Pathan: Tu tension na ley, Mein ne Munnay ko Mortien pila di hai.
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Pathan: ALLAH ka lakh lakh shukar hai ke, Pakistan 13 August ko azaad nahi hua, Dost: (Heran hote hue): Kiu? Pathan: Phir hum 14 August kaise manatay…..
Continue ReadingDolat Khan
EK Pathan Office Ke 25th Floor Pe Tha; Ek Aadmi Bola : Dolat Khan Tumhari Beti Ghar Se Bhaag Gayi Hai? Ye Sunte Hi Usne 25th Floor Se Jump Laga Di Girte Huey 15th Floor k pass usay Yaad Aaya k us Ki Koi Beti Nahi Hai. 10th Floor Pe […]
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