Ab me karoonga mara mari Mere naam hai zardari Main ne pehle apni B.V mari Ab hai poori qoum ki bari Dil khol k loton ga Qoum ki raqum Sari ki Sari..

Funny Asif Ali Zardari Sms What is Asif Zardari’s favourite sweet? * * Lab-e-Shireen Rehman…

Once a Molvi went 2 Zardarii & Said ! “Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero Werna Allah ka Aazab ayega “ Zardari said! Bholay Badshao ! Mein he wo Azaab hoon jo aa Chuka hai..

Ek Zardari mota taza tha,Jo mazay se mulk ko khata tha.Ding Dong.Ding Dong.Zardari ne beth k socha k,Bibi ko dengy dhoka.Bibi ko marengy goli,Or khaengy mulk main Ding Dong.Ding Dong.Ding Dong.Par Army bari siyani thiOr Zardari ki shamat aani thi.Par army bech se nikal gai,Kyon k mushrraf ki niyat badal […]

Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho? American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain. Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho. Hum to choron ko President […]

Zardari ka Kutta Zardari se rooth gaya.Jaa k ganday naalay main kood gaya.Doobtay huye bola ab aur zulm nahi sahengy.Ek ghar main 2 kuttay nahi rahengay.

Ba Adab Ba Mulahiza Hoshiyar Beghairat-e-Azam Badshah-e-Kanjaran Zaleel-ul-Mulk Shahenshah-e-Jooa Sardar-e-Haraami Asif Ali Zardari Aa rahy hain.

Jin: Kia Hukum hai mere aaqa?Sardar: Saari dunya main jitni bhi dolat hai, woh mere account main daal do. Jin: Bakwaas na karo main Jin hon Zardari nahi.

Masha Allah Aaj 8th Roza hai Sehri aur Iftaari main,Aur Her Namaz k baad dil se Dua karen……Ya Allah Asif Ali Zardari ko Benazir se milwa de. Aameen

Bachna Aye Ghareebo’nLo main Aa gaya Fasaad ka AashiqAman ka Dushman Apni Ada haiBibi se juda…Hey Ho…