Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While Memories can be kept in a file A desert can replace the Nile But… Nothing can stop a smile when ur name appears on my mobile.
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Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While Memories can be kept in a file A desert can replace the Nile But… Nothing can stop a smile when ur name appears on my mobile.
******************************************** Teacher : Johnny, NameOne Important Thingwe Have Today thatwe Didn’t HaveTen Years Ago. ….Johnny : Me.! ********************************************While teachingProfessor’s hands werein his trousers pockets.Girls were laughing at himSmart Professor replied-Girls,what is in YourMind is Not in My Hands******************************************** Teacher : If your father earned Six Lakhs a Month and Gave […]
Interviewer – What is a skeleton.?Pappu- Skeleton isa person who started dieting but forgot tostop it…
********************************************Fact of life:-Whom u don’t want today,u will need them tomorrow& whom u rejecttoday they wont accept u 2moro.Dont hate & avoid any1.Its a very short life.********************************************Truth of life . . .”We make them cry who care for us,We cry for them who never care for usandwe care for them […]
A lucky star dropped on the Earth 1 night it asked me what did i want a million dollars or a true friend i choose a million dollars becoz i already have U» FRIENDSHIP IZ VAST LIKE UNIVERSE, IT IZ DEEP LIKE SEA, IT IZ HIGH LIKE SKY, IT IZ […]
******************************************** Lovers plan Suicide.Boy jumps First. Girl Closed her eyes and returned. Boy in air OpensParachute and says “Theriyum deeunga thilaalangadi vealai”. ******************************************** 2day’s kodura MOKKAI. What would you call a girl driving a car?. Pen Drive!!!..:-) ******************************************** A Rat came to a houseand ate all the fruitsand went away, […]
************************************************ Luv v/s Exam…Luv: 1 Of d hardest thngs coz u hv thoughts dat u cn’t xpress..:-)Exam: Still Harder coz u dn’t hv any thought, still u hv 2 xpress…. ************************************************ Six things boys do in exam hall : 1.Counting No of Girls. 2. Sighting the Lady Superviser. 3. Counting […]
************************************************ Life is what happens when you plan to do other things– John Lennon ************************************************ Learn from the mistakes of others …you can’t live long enough to make them all yourselves !! ************************************************ A person should not be too honest. “Straight trees are cut first and Honest people are screwed […]
************************************************ A Wife removd hr jeans,threw at her husband n said MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WIFEBoy also remvd his jeans,threw at d girl &saidWASH BOTH D JEANS …… ************************************************ Angry Wife Staring at her Husband in the morning.!Husband : “Sure, I knowWhat Day It Is. . . .The Day […]
************************************************ Father to youngSon :Son, You shouldNever Lie.One Lie begets Another Lie,then Another Lie andBefore You Know It,You’re A LAWYER. ************************************************Teenage boy to his father : Here is my Report Cardand a List I’ve compiledof entrepreneurs whoNever Finished theirHigh School. ******************************************** While Dad was polishing his new car, his four-yr […]
************************************************ A Superb Thought :“I Will be a Reason forone’s HappinessandNot be aPart of it andI Will be a Part ofone’sSadness andNot be a Reason for it”. ************************************************ Excellent Thought:”Its not ur mistakeif u can’t read the eyes which cheats u But..“Its really ur mistake if u can’t read the […]
************************************************Success is theability to get alongwith people andaheadof others.Good Morning.Have a SUCCESSFUL Day.Take Care.************************************************If the obstacle is below,jump over andif it’s above you,crawl under it.Good Morning.Have a LOVELY Day.Take Care.************************************************Everything happens to everybody sooner orlater,if there istime enough.Good Morning.Have a CHEERFUL Day.Take Care.************************************************Think of how stupidthe average person isand realisehalf […]
LOVE SMS You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always… » L O V E L = Lake of SorrowsO […]
******************************************* Lovely friendship is like standing on the wet cement, longer u stay harder it is 2 leave and if u try 2 go, u cant go without leaving ur footprint ******************************************* “If u trust sumone, trust till the end; whatever d results may be”In the end either u’ll have […]
*******************************************Customer : Waiter, is this a Lamb chop or a Pork chop.? Waiter : Can’t you tell the Difference by Taste.?Customer: I Can’t.Waiter: Then does itreally matter?******************************************* Customer : Waiter, thissoup tastes FunnyWaiter: Funny? But thenWhy aren’t you Laughing.?*Waiter, Do you Serve Crabs? Waiter: Please sit, weServe Everyone*******************************************